This Bizarre Fantasy

Sitcompedia (Chapter 21)

Edward: So, I keep having these weird dreams lately like as if I'm Edwin from the Edcyclopedia. I was using a fire ability just like Edwin in the Reaper Games.

???: You that really is strange... but unfortunately that's enough time for today. That'll be 5 gems.

Edward: But we just started...

???: Listen, I don't know how many times we gotta tell you, but you're a part of Edwin.

Edward: And I've never come to accept that. I'm me. Nobody else.

???: What is this cliché.

Edward: You'll never come to understand how this pain feels.

???: You know what you're right. I want to become a nobody- for the longest time I've been a somebody with meaning-

Edward: What meaning do you you Caleb?

Caleb: I'm here right now aren't I?

Edward: You're replaceable.

Caleb: Oh...

*Linkle walks into the room*

Linkle: New chapter dropped.

Edward: Actually?

Linkle: Yeah, it's really been prolonging this chapter... including us.

*Edward and Linkle meet up with the other Union members*

King Felix: Okay, real shit though. I think we should change the name of our group.

Jay: Ednnoissuers. Take it or leave it.

King Felix: Exhibit A.

Atticus: Another argument about the name?

Linkle: Shut the fuck up.. Let's just call ourselves Edineers.

Jay: Oooh. I like that.

King Felix: Better than Edasaurus Rex.

Atticus: I was thinking about the Edwians or Edliyans.

Linkle: What are we Diaz-Floresists?

Edward: I'm actually fucking with Edliyans.

Linkle: Whatever. That new chapter of the Edcyclopedia am i right.

Atticus: Before we talk-

Edward: So, Jin, Davan, and Yuujiis are the same person?

Edward: Yeah Jin is the original specimen. Davan is from the future, but the him exaclty... I think. Yuujiis is made in a lab by Jahmir.

Jay: The way Jah gave up what could possibly very be the Ultimate Lifeform.

Linkle: Literally after what happened to the 3 of them they might as well be an Ultimate Lifeform.

Edward: Those niggas Yuujiis, and Jin kept interupting Davan while using Tusk. I wanted to see somebody's balls get spun.

Atticus: I think Edwin is going to die.

Linkle: Now what gives you this assumption zeptogram?

Atticus: When Jessie asked him he was rich or poor just gave off a murderous vibe for me.

Edward: Why are you even reading aren't you gonna fucking die?

Jay: Think about it though. He went into the backrooms with Sophie, and after Sophie called him his Genshin Brother i really think he's gonna kill himself.

Atticus: If not next chapter, then soon.

Jay: I say by the end of the Backrooms arc.

Edward: You know they got a point.