[episode starts]
Ash Ketchum: [yawns] Mmm, Kelp-O! With one of eight essential prizes inside! [checks in the cereal box but then a giant anchor comes crashing through The Pokecenter] Holy crap! [runs out to his friends] Misty! The sky had an anchor from my cereal box! Misty! [Misty pokes her head through the window] Misty! The sky had an anchor!
Misty: [looks at the anchor] A giant anchor! How did it get here? [Then Brock wakes up]
Brock: What's all the Racket?
Ash Ketchum: There's a giant anchor!
Pikachu: Pika?
Jessie: Why don't you twerps go climb its anchor rope? I'm sure it goes somewhere far away! [the anchor crashes into Team Rocket's hidding spot] Now look what you've done!
Ash Ketchum: We didn't do it, Team Rocket. Our hands are clean! [he and his friends show their spotless hands]
Togepi: Toge!
James: [on top of their base] Well, We're gonna get to the bottom of this thing.
Misty: Wouldn't that be the top? [Team Rocket looks at Misty and they narrows their eyelids. Team Rocket starts to climb the rope]
Ash Ketchum: TR, wait! Wait!
Pikachu: Pikachu! [Ash and his friends also start climbing the rope]
French Narrator: A few inches later...
Ash Ketchum: [points up] Ship!
Brock: Ash, how long are you gonna stay in your little fantasy world?
Misty: No, look, a giant ship! [A giant green ship is seen. Brock is shocked to see he was wrong while Team Rocket is not fazed.]
Meowth: Great! Let's go! Now We can finally give this anchor-dropper a piece of our minds.
Ash Ketchum: I don't know, Team Rocket. That ship has a spooky green glow around it.
Meowth: That's probably because its good-for-nothing owner is too lazy to clean or drop its anchors in the right place.
Ash Ketchum: TR, wait! [all six reach the top]
Jessie: All right, who owns this crate? [notices a door that says "owner" and begins to knock on it] Come on out! We wanna file a complaint! [Misty looks around the ship]
Misty: Doesn't this place seem familiar?
Brock: I don't know. Why?
Misty: I don't know. Doesn't it just kind of ring a bell? [James rings the doorbell]
Brock: Yes!
Ash Ketchum: I know who owns this boat but I just can't place the name. [He walks by a barrel that says "property of the Green Mewtwo". James angrily pounds on the door until the Green Mewtwo suddenly pops out]
Green Mewtwo: [roaring agressively] Aaargh-oowh-waagh!
Ash Ketchum: No, no, it's not "Aaargh-oowh-waagh"!
Green Mewtwo: I am the Green Mewtwo!
Ash Ketchum: That's it! [stupidly] Team Rocket, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!
Pikachu: Pika
Green Mewtwo: Who be disturbin' the Green Mewtwo's own lair?
Misty: [oblivious] It's Team Rocket. They want to complain to you. [the Green Mewtwo gives an evil look to Team Rocket as he waits for answer]
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Shanghaied (Pokémon edition)
FanfictionA Pokémon based episode of Shanghaied from SpongeBob.