(Befoee anyone asks YES THIS IS A JOKE FIC)
Hi, my name is y/n and im 4'8 inches and i get bullied everday.
My parents never cared about me I cry everyday and I always dreamed about creepypastas taking me away like daddy slendy uwu.
Anyways I always loved Jeff the killer and some could even say I was obsessed.
I'm not like the other kids I'm a shy quiet kid and yes I play on my phone at school since I'm such a rebel!
I wear my jeff the killer hoodie to school everyday and everybody makes fun of me grrrr i can't wait till i get to kill them all!
I pray to daddy slendy everyday and night and I love waffles alot!!!!
Well did I mention I'm a hot epic gamer I drink mountain dew all day and i eat doritos all day ecks dee.
Now that I think about it, I'm kinda like Jeff the killer I accidentally killed my fish by accidentally forgetting to feed it when i was 4 so I guess i can call myself a killer.
I'm sure I'll be accepted as a proxy I even went on club penguin without my parent's permission!
I force waffles down my throat everyday so i can be just like Toby but my mom says i should stop since I always have diarrhea after but what does she know.
I know she's just jealous I'm more like Toby than she ever will be and she can suck my dick.
I hear something at my window a knock and I see jeff and I start blushing as i wait for him to come in.
Jeff looked at me "What the fuck I'm about to murder you why are you blushing?" Jeff said confused.
I smiled and said "JUST GO FUCKING ALONG WITH THE STORY YOU FUCKING STINKY, CRUSTY AND MUSTY ASS BITCH." I calmly reply.
He nods and then blushes and says "wow so i was gonna murder you but you're kinda a hottie ngl." Jeff said while blushing.
He grabbed my hand "well baby I'm gonna take you to the creepypasta house with daddy slendy and me uwu." Jeff announced while i blushed and nodded.
I sure hope nothing bad happens GULP....
