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4. A letter for Gareth Southgate

Dear Gaffer, 

Next time you put a fridge on for representing England instead of a truely amazing guy, please stop and consider these points:

1) HARRY MAGUIRE IS THE MOST USELESS CAPTAIN I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO SEE

2) CAN YOU NOT HERE EVERYONE COMPLAINING ABOUT MAGUIRE??? 

3) you said you didn't pick Marcus because of his performance. WHAT ABOUT HARRY MAGUIRE'S PERFORMANCE? HE AINT EXACTLY BEEN FUCKING PLAYER OF THE MONTH

4) his last goal was a fucking own goal

5) he's ugly. i mean, think about the people that think England players are fit, you think they want to see a sweaty slab head on their TV? Hell no! 

6) UM, ARE YOU BLIND OR DID YOU NOT SEE SANCHO'S GOAL AGAINST CITY? LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON WHY THE LOSS WASN'T THSY BAD (who am I kidding, it was awful) 

I can't argue with you, of course. You're the gaffer and you know what's best. 

So, hopefully, we do well. 

Yours disrespectfully, 

auradons-clown55 

P. S. Tell trent I wish him well and hopefully he recovers from that hamstring injury pretty damn quickly.