The Unexpected Hero

Thursday: Chaos Ensues

I woke up to my burner phone practically exploding with texts.

- 1-A Chat -

Aizawa: What happened to my CHAT!
MaleAzula: You mess with my names and I will fuck you up.
GreenBean: Oooh!
Sparkles: You tell em! Lol
ThePomeranian: Please. Aizawa sensei turn my name back.
Aizawa: I don't get paid enough for this -_-
PinkiePie: Lmao! I love this.
SpeedisKey: Aizawa! Kick the villain!
ZukoHere: Honestly. I don't really mind it.
Fluffybutt: I still think my name is stupid
FloatsWithWolves: I still think we are overreacting. If this really was a villain he would have been kicked by now.
MaleAzula: Exactly! I claim innocence!
ThePomeranian: Shut up you name changing admin fucker!
MaleAzula:Make me!
GreenBean: Whoa you guys! Calm down!
SpeedisKey: No cussing in my chat!
MaleAzula: FUCK! BITCH! ASS! BAHAHAHA
Aizawa: Azula. Calm down.
PinkiePie: I love him!
Manlyman: Haha he's the new bakubro!
Sparky: I like my name!
MaleAzula: Aizawa go brrrr.
Teachersama: Damnit!
MaleAzula: Muwhahah
PinkiePie: I welcome our new chaotic villain overlord.
Sparky: All Hail Azula!
Manlyman: XD
ThePomeranian: I WILL FUCK HIM UP! I SWEAR BITCH ONCE I FIND YOU IT'S OVER!
BirdIsTheWord: What have I stumbled upon?
SugarDaddy: Wtf I came here to ask for study help and omfg.
Invisibill: Lmfao my name.
FrogginIt: Ribbit. Why is my name weird?
AllTapedUp: Lol who fucked with our names?
Iliekanimals: I do like animals :)
Ihearyou: -_- Aizawa. Wtf?
Teachersama: Blame the villain not me.
Arms: Well atleast my name makes sense.
GreenBean: Lol. All of our names make sense to a point.
ThePomeranian: What the fuck do you mean stupid Deku?
MaleAzula: IS THAT DISRESPECT IN MY DISCORD SERVER!?
ThePomeranian: DAMN RIGHT ALSO WAIT WTF WHY IS YOUR PROFILE PIC A MEME! SHOW YOURSELF COWARD!
MaleAzula: I can always change it to something worse ;)
Teachersama: You do that and I will kick you from this school.
MaleAzula: NOOO TEACHERSAMA!
NewKid: Guess who just got a phone. Fuckers.
MaleAzula: One sec
MaleAzulasBf: Wait! I'm your boyfriend now!?
MaleAzula: Do you want to be?

What I got in response was a loud purr and Danny suddenly kissing me. It was amazing and I leaned into him before breaking it off and we both stared at eachother goofily for a moment before returning to the disc.

- 1-A Chat -

PinkiePie: Wait! Wait! Wait! We have lovers in the class now!?
Teachersama: Wait you two are together?
ThePomeranian: Oh dear god the extras are multiplying.
GreenBean: Awwwee :D so Aizawa sensei will these two be joining our class?
Teachersama: Only the Newkid who is now MaleAzulas boyfriend apparently.
MaleAzula: I'm becoming the school Janitor.
ZukoHere: Wait you're the janitor?
BirdIsTheWord: We have a janitor?
Teachersama: Wait. Why the Janitor?
MaleAzula: Yes. Also I'm the Janitor because it's the easiest job I can do.
Manlyman: Is that why you said that you would see us in the halls?
MaleAzula: Yep.
MaleAzulaBf: And I'll be in class with you losers.
ThePomeranian: COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUCKING EXTRA!
GreenBean: Kacchan!
ThePomeranian: What!?
GreenBean: Be nice to the janitors boyfriend.
ThePomeranian: Say how old are you two anyway?
MaleAzula: 23 about to turn 24
MaleAzulaBf: Not allowed to say. That's what Nezu told me -_○~○_-
Teachersama: let me guess. You're just going to whisper it out in class?
MaleAzulaBf: :P
PinkiePie: Why are we letting an old dude into the class?
Teachersama: because he never got a chance. So we're giving him a chance.
PinkiePie: Okay. Well I can't wait to meet him then.
MaleAzulaBf: I'm 20 btw. Nezu said I could tell you my physical age.

I paused chatting to look over at Danny curiously.

"You know your real age?" I asked him

Danny nodded. "I was born in 1989. I'm 320 years old."

I blinked. "How the fuck did you figure that out?"

"I subtracted my age at the time I half died by the year I half died. 1989 was the answer and then I subtracted that year from this year. Meaning I'm 320." Danny explained.

"Wow." I said since that was all I could think.

"It also means that I was in the GIW's clutches for 300 years of my life since I remember being free on my 20th birthday but not after. I think they caught me the week after that." Danny frowned.

I was furious. They ended Danny's life at 20!? Oh hell no.

"Don't worry Danny. Once I'm through with them there won't even be ashes left." I growled.

Danny smiled and shook his head and I found myself petting his hair again before texting Nezu.

- Mouse thing -

Dabi: So when does Danny move to the classroom?
Nezu: Monday. Also your job starts the same day.
Dabi: Great. So what are we going to do about me being a villain?
Nezu: We will have a assembly in the gym on friday and yes you and Danny will both be expected to be there.
Dabi: Wonderful.

I groaned before getting off my phone and Danny looked nervous.

"Assembly? Like the whole school will be there?" Danny questioned.

I nodded. "That's what assembly's usually are."

"I don't want to go." Danny mumbled.

"Me neither." I grunted.

"But you both have too." Nezu sang as he suddenly dropped in from a vent above us and landed on Danny's back.

I glared at the mouse and he chuckled before scurrying over to his desk to do the rest of the paperwork he had.

I snorted before wrapping an arm around Danny and opening youtube on my phone.

Which was exactly when I got a dm from one of the class 1-A members.

- Bakugou -

I'm only going to invite you once you fucker. But here is the Bakusquad disc. Mina made me do it.

I blinked before hitting join out of curiosity and man was it a party.

- BakuSquad Disc -

Partygirl: Yas! We got the hacker!
Smiley: Woohoo!
ThumbsUp: ^^
ThatsManlyBro: About time we got a new member!
Fuckface: Lol why is my name fuckface?
KingBakugou: Because I said so fuckface.
Fuckface: Can my boyfriend join?
KingBakugou: Ugh fine.
TheExtra: Why am I the extra? Lmfao
Partygirl: Yes! Two for one!
KingBakugou: I still think this is a bad idea.
Smiley: Awe come on! Azula is best man.
KingBakugou: -_- I think your forgetting who the king of this chat is Sero.
Smiley:Wait!
KingBakugou: Thunder!
- Smiley was muted -
Partygirl: F
ThumbsUp: F
ThatsManlyBro: F
FuckFace: XD
TheExtra: Lmao Rekt
KingBakugou: Anyone else want to start shit?
FuckFace: :D
TheExtra: Always.
KingBakugou: You're lucky I gtg.
FuckFace: Why?
Partygirl: Aizawa is starting to give us the look lmao.
TheExtra: Cya
FuckFace: Bye

After that me and Danny both logged off the Baku Squad disc chat and laughed before cuddling and watching youtube for the rest of the day. Friday was going to suck but atleast today was fun.