2:1: 69 Years after everything was created, Nicki Minaj released a song called 'Hey Mama'
2:2: This song broke rule 4 of Jiafei's original 8 rules, because of a line that goes 'yes I do the cooking, yes I do the cleaning', which is bigoted and misogynistic
2:3: Because of this, Jiafei expelled her from the land of infinite products to the Perverse Family Haunted House
2:4: She, along with everyone else who lived there, started a rebellion against Jiafei. This was the start of The Badussy War
2:5: Cardi B had seen what they were doing and tried to join Jiafei to fight her sworn enemy, Nicki Minaj, but Jiafei rejected her because she said Tranny and she's a rapist
2:6: After this, the unimaginable happened and Cardi B joined Nicki Minaj's side, fighting against Jiafei
2:7: Jiafei called for Millie to come and run them over, which she did, ending the war
2:8: Nicki and Cardi now rule the Perverse Family Haunted House.
2:9: Nicki said 'You will rue the day you banished me from the land of infinite products, and for when the Elizabeth the second dies, you will be distracted. Quietly, we will take over Earth and the land of infinite products, and you now will all be banished to the Perverse Family Haunted House!'
2:10: Cardi then warned that all who reside in the Perverse Family Haunted House will be used as slaves and soldiers, so if you want not to be a slave you must obey Jiafei and go the land of infinite products
2:11: Millie then replaced Nicki and is now the God of Running Over Twinks
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Cum Book Of Jiafei
SpiritualThis book is a gospel told to me by Jiafei, read it to give your life purpose. She hasn't told me all of it yet, so it's a work in progress.
