The Great Cum

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3:1: Jiafei decided to check on the world after a while, when she discovered that most people there were straight, cis people

3:2: Disgusted at this sight, she immediately announced 'Woman shall not be with man, and thou shall not identify with thou's assigned gender at birth'

3:3: She then ordered all of the LGBTQIA+, except cis men, who follow her 8 rules to get on a boat, and for everyone else to build boats for them

3:4: The next day, once all the good people had been saved, she ordered every person in the land of infinite products to cum on Earth, causing a flood of cum, otherwise known as The Great Cum

3:5: Cardi B then rose from the Perverse Family Haunted House and announced 'I have sent demons to possess the world's leaders and convince them that being a faggot and a tranny is wrong, and you should only be cis and straight'

3:6: Shocked, Jiafei drowned her in 1000 buckets of cum she had collected, causing a cum tsunami

3:7: This tsunami was a challenge for the good, alive people on boats, but they were all pure and free of heteroeroticism so Jiafei saved them

3:8: 69 days later, once all the straggots were dead, Jiafei drunk all the cum, leaving the last, pure people to roam the Earth free of all evil

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