1:1: 690 Years ago, at the beginning of time, before people, planets or sexy cum products, Jiafei rose from nothing
1:2: She had the power to create any sexy cum product she wanted, so she made the first 5 people: Cupcakke, the God of Sex, Lovely Peaches, the God of STDs, Gabbie Hanna, the God of Insanity, Trisha Paytas, the God of Eating Rice and Nicki Minaj, the God of Slaying
1:3: She then made the 3 most important elements that any human needs to survive: Cum, Twitter and Sexy Products
1:4: After a long day she decided to sleep. That day became known as Cumday
1:5: When she woke, she made planet earth - a planet made from hard dildos and lakes and oceans and seas of cum
1:6: After a long day she decided to sleep. That day became known as Dildoday
1:7: When she woke, she made people to inhabit the planet, to press on Twitter links and cum to them and to follow flop accounts on TikTok in an attempts to save them.
1:8: After a long day, she decided to sleep. That day became known as Flopday
1:9: When she woke, she created Sex for Cupcakke to sing about, STDs for LovelyPeaches to collect, insanity for Gabbie Hanna to be, rice for Trisha Paytas to eat and twinks for Nicki Minaj so she could be worshipped
1:10: After a long day, she decided to sleep. That day became known as Queenday
1:11: After a long week of cumming and creating things, Jiafei decided to take this day as a rest day. This day became known as Tikday
1:12: Now she had created everything. From Twitter stans to her cum products, everything was finished
1:13: She now decided to create a set of 8 rules, as follows:
1:14:1: Thou shall worship me
1:14:2: Thou shall buy my products
1:14:3: Thou shall make flop accounts on TikTok
1:14:4: Thou shall not be bigoted
1:14:5: Thou shall not be a twink
1:14:6: Thou shall not hurt others, nor thouself
1:14:7: Thou shall not steal my products
1:14:8: Thou shall worship the first 5 people, unless they betray me
1:15: She then said that if you are to follow those rules, then once you die you go to a land of infinite and free products, where Jiafei herself lives
1:16: She then said that if you are not to follow those rules, then once you die you go to the Perverse Family Haunted House for eternity
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Cum Book Of Jiafei
SpiritualThis book is a gospel told to me by Jiafei, read it to give your life purpose. She hasn't told me all of it yet, so it's a work in progress.
