There just isn't much fanfic for Arny that's...normal(to me)? Or just fluffy and with a lack of content. I also have never written a fanfic before so we are not going to talk about how quickly I write chapters/how short those chapters are, ok? I cri...
I'm definitely lost... I accept that I've been driving in circles for an hour and call Arny in defeat.
"Hey," I can hear his little smug smirk.
"Listen, I know I said I'd remember the directions you told me...."
"Mhm..." He prompts me to continue.
"I'm lost..." I sigh as I just turn down a random street, too stubborn to just stop and pull over on the side of the road.
"How long have you been lost?" He chuckles, not telling me where to go though yet.
"...don't laugh."
"I make no promises, Y/n."
"I've been lost for an hour and I need to get gas..." I grumble, knowing that I'm not living this down for a while.
"Okay, where are you right now?" I check to see what street I'm at and tell him what it says, "oh, good. I know where you are, you're like circling my house."
"YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME!" The mixture of him breaking the news and some guy pulling out in front of me with no turn signal. "YOU FUCKING CUNT! YOUR CAR HAS A SMALLER DICK THAN YOU, FUCKFACE!" I lay on the horn. making the guy move out of my way and just merge behind me instead. "Sorry, some guy cut me off and nearly hit me... you were saying?"
There's momentary silence before he answers, "so the next street you see should be {make one up} street. Turn right and then the next left is my house three in on your right."
"Okay, I'll see you in a second then!" I say in a really sweet voice, hanging up before he can ask about my yelling.
As I pull up and park in front of his house, not wanting to go into the driveway since there's only one spot left and I don't know how late I am. "Okay, let's just chill and play video games. This is just a fun hang out with the guys," I hop out of the car and lock it after getting my stuff out, smoothing down my clothes as I walk to the door and knock.
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Arny opens the door, "Hey! You didn't get lost again, love. Come on in, you're the only one left now here." I steps out of the way as I waddle in, greeted by the sweetest little squishy puppy.
I don't often do a baby voice and usually I deepen my voice to seem more serious, but this dog has made me weak within a second. "OH MY GAWD, YOU'RE SUCH A SWEET WITTLE BABY! LOOK AT YOUR WITTLE SQUISHY FACE!" I drop to my knees and let the dog sniff my hand, "OH, YOUR FUR IS SO SOFT AND SMOOTH!" I relax my voice so I'm not scaring the doggy, "You are so precious!" The dog accepts me and comes over for kisses and pets, "Oh, you're just a sweet little fluffy baby! What a sweet cutie," Arny looks at me so confused as I basically gush and coo at his dog. "Your daddy much love you, yes he does, yes he does!" I give this sweet boy some kisses, loving that this dog is okay with me existing here like this.
