Miss General

War

"General Dawson we have an official order from the queen" my right hand said coming in without knocking i hurriedly turned around and put on my helmet. i saw who it was and took it off.

"Monte I could have been changing knock first or next time I'll burn you alive" I said putting on makeup on my face i then put the device that make oters see me as a male on.

"Oh come on am your only real friend in this army and the only one who knows our manly hot general is a female in disguise -ah okay I'll stop" he screamed when I threw a fire spear right beside his head shooting him a glare that could freeze lava in an instant.

"You talk too much next time you bring that up I'll bury you alive and you know I'll do it" I said as he regained his posture "now what did the old hag say" I asked speaking of the queen.

"You shouldn't say that out loud and you do know she's in her thirties right"Monte said giving me a letter.

"Oh I know I just said it cause she looks sixty and not the good kind" I said opening the letter and started reading out loud shocked.

Dear general

I have to inform you to get ready for war I know this is shocking but the Alpha of the Misty mountains has striked again after we refused to give him back a spy of his that we captured our reports suggests him and his pack warriors will be here in three days but with you at the border I hope you can protect our kingdom.

                            TheQueen

I was furious as the letter ended just to give back a hostage a dam war has started putting more people in danger I don't know who I should be angry at that stupid Queen and that stupid Alpha.

"Monte inform the troops were going to war"I said getting dressed as he nodded he ran outside and I heard the war horn blowing and multiple footsteps coming from different directions.

I opened my cabinet and took out my twin swords made of the hardest material found in the nether world a nether dragon scale those bastards are hard to kill.

I also took out four throwing knifes made of iron jades and tucked them in my waist holster.

After double checking my appearance i send a quick prayer to the gods to ask for protection and victory.

I walked outside and saw everyone fit they all saluted and I did the same I stood up on the podium and started making a magnificent speech.

"My brothers we stand here today ready to go to war  ready to protect our kingdom ready to risk it all but am here to tell you don't be reckless as recklessness can get you killed and I needed you alive the kingdom needs you alive as the protectors of the great kingdom of Altara we will take down the Mutts and bring victory back home so that our family's can be proud to call you their sons and your children be proud to call you their father and if you win I'll treat you in a brothel with the best of the best" I said and the everyone broke out in a uproar more excited than ever "now men get ready for war!" I shouted raising our flag.

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