truly greg ~ danny gonzalez x reader

runnin

y/n lined up at the starting line and chris mclean fired the gun, the bullet from which hit nagito komaeda. "not so lucky now are you?!" taunted dream, before getting beat the shit outta by simon. "i dont feel like digging thru piss snow so im just gonna sit here and defeat this goofy ass mf" simon said.

"Aaaaaaaaaa" screamed dream because he was being defeated by a small scrawny teenage boy and his ego couldn't take it.

corpse took one look at the piss snow and made an annoyed noise. "ayo i'll give you $50 if you let me beat up dream instead" and simon was like okay and yeeted dream at corpse. corpse looked dream in the eyes and said "my mask is cooler than yours" and dream cried.

"yeah mine too" said kwite and memeulous. they then walked off with corpse (husband) and the corpse (dream is now died from shame) and talked about all sorts of youtuber stuff. fortnite ninja looked on sadly because he's irrelevant.

kurtios conner ran over at danny and tried to untie him but chris mclean was like "uh uh uh!" and yeeted him back at the starting line. so kurtis followed the mask gang in hopes that they would all find a shovel for the snow.

shadow, coldsteel, jarrett, and grinder began laughing evilly. bob the builder built a wall. zooey descaenl started crying i guess and chris shooted her because he was bored. any lee, 100 gecs, and s,ash mouth began jamming together to encourage the other contestants. luter went over at simon and offered him a weed, which simon smornked and hugged luther. the random guy picked a fight with kermit and sandy and they all died. varli and indian joker teamed up to try and formulate a plan to save adnny. eleisha strutted confidently over at y/n and said "cmon bestie, we can do this!!" then flipped her long blonde hair.

"THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITIN' FORRR?!!!!" yelled chris mc lean, waving his gun in the air.

"oh! right! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" izzy screamed crazily and quirkily and naruto-ran at the snow pit and began digging with her hands and feet all at once. y/n sweated nervously and with some encuoragement form eileshia they ran towards the snow too.

izzy was digging throug hthe snow at an alarming rate. if y/n didnt hurry up, izzy would win, and y/n wouldnt get to get all the glory of saving their uwu senpai darny gonzarny. that set them literally on fire because they're secretly half demon half cat half wolf half octopus half angel and half ram so they can use magic because they're sooper cool (original ccaracter do not steel) and they melted the snow without getting hurt because magic. at the bottom of the tank which was now filled with yellow water (not piss because y/ns magic had cleanesed it) was a statue and a large sealed glass box containing an oxygen tank and laura. "what the fuck" yelled izzy and y/n simultaneously. y/n grabbed the statue and one of the handlez stapled on the side of the box and izzy grabbed the other handle and they surfaced with them and brort them to chris. they heard shadow laughing his edgy ass off evilly from nearby.

"Y/n is the Winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" declared chris. "because they have the statue!!!!!!!"

"m-m-m-m-m-m-m-me???!??!?!?!?!?!?" saod y/n in shock.

"yeah you you fuckjg awkward dumbass hurry up and free danny we only got 3 more minutes of film left"

y/n removed the rope from danny and kicked open the box containing laura. danny and laura relievedly reunited with a hug. then they all had to decide who to vote off in the upcoming elimination campfire thing.

*time skip*

everyone sat around the campfire nervously. y/n and eleisha were holding hands gayly but also nervously. shadow was still laughing evilly and highfiving coldsteel, jarett, and grinder. everyone had become sussy of him by now. then chris announced the names of and gave a marshmallow at everyone excetp shadow. shadow pretended to not be sus like "WHY ME?! IT'S BECAUSE IM BLACK ISNT IT?!"

"no it's because youve been laughing evilly and sussily for this whole chapter so youve clearly betrayed all of us" accused kwite.

"Actually," said shadow, "You're right! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAHHAHAAAHHAAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1"

Chef hatshit picked up shadow and dragged him to the dick of shame. Danney gongxalez, (y/n's beloved youtuber in only a platonic way now because crushes on youtubers are cringe in their new and better opinion) stood up and went at chris's podium and casually shoved chris off the cliff and said:

"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"

"damn and i thought i was crazy" said izzy and cartweeled off the cliff, laughing kookily.

y/n stared at their feet awkwardly and shyly. "what now?" they said.

"and now, we dab." said the nearby pine tree, which then dabbed somehow. "i just dabbed."

"dude, same" said the ethereal pink blur.

a/n if you get that refrecenve your'e are a real one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Xd

also hat3rs stop flamming you preps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:((((((