Hannah X Nicolas Cage

Hannah and Nicolas Cage

Hi so this is for Hannah, Theheartblade, Baked Beans, The Bitch, and Marcella

:D so here ya go!

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*Nicolas Cage's point of view*

I stand at the train station in the pouring rain. I just got back from taking a huge shit and now I am waiting for my family to pick me up. I look down at my purple crocs.

A smart car convertible pulls up to where I stand. The window rolls down to reveal the beautiful fucking Hannah!

IS THIS A DREAM???

I slap my face to wake up.

I don't wake up.

Maybe I need more force to wake, so I punch myself.

I continue this for about 10 minutes, Hannah watching me all the while.

Eventually I give up

"ARE YOU HANNAH, THE FOUNDER OF PAPER SPORK CO.???" I shout in a deafening volume.

"Of course I am," she laughs, "You are so stupid you alcoholic fish."

After smiling, her face turns serious.

"Get in my car" she says.

I get into the car(My dream car).

"So I murdered your whole family. Now I will raise you as my own. You will be the Abraham Lincoln to my Swedish fish." she reveals

OMG I CAN't BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

BEST

DAY

EVER!

I scream like a Unicorn call and don't stop. I can't contain my joy.

Hannah pulls out a knife and stab me in the leg to keep my quiet, then puts a cloth over my face.

Oh well what would you have done.I think as I pass out.