Hannah X Nicolas Cage

The hunt

We squat in the bushes waiting for the children to reveal themselves.
Squatting in bushes usually means taking a shit, but only Hannah is doing that.
She is so ladylike
*gasp* a child
I grab my gun but Hannah stops me
There is a whole flock of Dick's children coming.
Don't Scare them, just wait.
"Weeblos. Weblos. Peter! Rick Rick Rick."
We hear coming from the distance. Now it's time to hunt...
*TTHTHTHHTHHTHHTHTHHTTHTHTHHTH*
Hannah fires her machine gun. She hits 10 of Dick's children.
I'm so happy. She is so skilled.
The tribal children being Dick's, stand there and say
"Where did my family go?" Then cover their faces and make lion noises.
They start to run and we chase them
We reach a field filled with flowers so we skip holding hands and shooting our machine guns. We actually kill all of the children. Oh well.
"My love, what a good hunt that was." I say
"You make me the happiest woman in the world my dear Nicolas. I'm so glad I killed your family." She replies in her saucy voice
"Me too. I hated them anyways." I reply while laughing.
Then we see Dick. He runs onto the field and sees all of his children slaughtered.
"My goodness. Them Weeblos are playing dead again." He chortles. He takes a breathe in but chokes on his spit. I wish I was that graceful.
Jealous of his poise. I begin braiding my hair to show Hannah that I truly am a man who deserves her love.
"See my hair. Isn't it wonderful. I'm not gay."
I say while panting due to the exhaustion of braiding.
"You are perfect my darling. We will be married soon... Soon." She says.
I smile and she carries me to the car and we go to where we are staying.
What a great day.
When we get back to the hotel, Dick is there wearing a pink morph suit.
I see Hannah enjoys this look on him. So I push him out the window.
Hannah and I sleep and dream about our future together.