james corden was driving a car. gary the raccoon was on the road.
james.
hit.
gary.
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jerry saw it all go down. they were on their way to their first date at the poossum strip club. jerry cried one singular tear and says "thats the third time my sibling died on our way to our first date..." with an extremely strong southern accent. they were from alabama.
james corden didnt even stop, he drove right past the third raccoon he had brutally murdered. that woman had zero remorse. he was always late and in a rush to his toe waxing appointment.
jerry would have his revenge....
