jerry was infURIATED. HE HAD TO FIND ND track down james corden. With an unquenchable bloodlust,
jerry had a plan.
the next day he knew that james corden would be late once again to his yearly toe waxing appointment. he grabbed his brother mary and ranran for the highway...
jerry had noticed a pattern; whenever he went on a date with his siblings, a murder occurred!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????3??????11111
OH MY GOLLY GOSH THERE JAMES CORDEN DRIVING TOWARDS US in his quite Lung Cancer-like vehicle, the perfect #ffa500 colored traffic cone.
JERRY PUSHES MARY INTO THE ROAD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,COMMACOMMACOMMA
as hnhnh stop stop stop delete that no stap it hahah DELETE THAT GET RID OF THIS MKMMNO IM TRYING O TYPE THE STORY YOU GOOTA STOP
as james corden thrusted his massive traffic cone into marys body, and mary corpse went all over the road, jerry and james made eye contact, they were both immediately infatuated with each other. james corden stared into jerrys glowing eyes, and jerry stared back at james cordens limp annoying body. they held eye contact for 6.9 minutes while james corden was driving. the more they stared at each other, the more they fell in love. marys body was still on the road, but jerry no longer noticed that. all he could think of was staring into james cordens dark emo soul. it was as black as his own soul. tears formed in both of their eyes as they struggle not to blink while maintaining eye contact. Jerry knew that his siblings had never been who he really wanted to date. James corden knew that his toe waxing appointment was going to have to wait. in the last .9 minute, both jerry and james corden knew exactly what needed to happen. JAMES CORDEN STOPS THE CAR-
JERRY JUMPS INTO THE WINDOW AND HIDES IN JAMES CORDEN SECRET WEED TENT
they head to the toe waxing appointment, james corden books an appointment for jerry aswell.
