tw(toasteedohs water): man
im putting moon lube in my cube.
after the amazingly horrific toe waxing appointment jerry had to return home befor curfew (1:61 am). james corden and jerry fell into a deep depression, they knew they would never see each others dry yet moist eyes again.
(time skip 41 weeks)
jerry was forbidden from seeing james corden after his uncle found in.
dear james corden,
i yearn for the day we meet up, our unending lusts for eachother will never be quenched, naught for the party girl. shall we ever meet in person our capable bodies will fold in the ways not even a dying star can fold in. my love for you is undying, will you make me the happiest man on earth and take my std. all ive ever needed was u
