What the dog doin

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A while later, Shaggy remembers that Scooby left the house after he got upset at him for telling him to get an abortion.

After he thinks about it, he jumps off the bed and starts sprinting to the door, no shoes on, only thinking about finding his precious Scooby. After running around the city looking like a crackhead looking for children to insert his floppy ass chicken in, he finally sees Scoobs writing a note on a bridge. Then he realizes that it's not just a note. It's a suicide note.

-Scooby! Don't do it! screams Shaggy

-No, shut up, leave! says Scoobs.

After Scooby's been looking right and left, he notices another dog on the bridge with him

-Wait.... Ben?

-Yes?

 -Why are you here? Did Speed left you?

-Yes...

-Are you here to... you know...

-Hohoho. Yes.

Suddenly, Scoobs wakes up. He's in a hospital bed right next to Ben. His bed was loose and old. Just like an old man's ballsack.

Scooby looks at his surroundings until he spots Ben's beautiful bulge. He must have been having a wet dream. Scooby blushes, thinking about how big his shlong must be. What if Ben's dreams are actually about Scoobs?

Then all of a sudden, Ben wakes up confused, wondering why he's in a hospital bed next to a fellow dog. 

A short second after he notices his hammer awoke he starts panicking and covers it up.

Though not long after that, a doc. comes into their hospital room to see how they feel and tells them why they are there.

-How are you feeling? I heard you two fell off a bridge. Good thing that someone was there to call an ambulance. Are you suicidal or retarded? says the doctor. By the way, there's some people here to visit you.

Not long after saying that, Shaggy, Daphne, Freddie, Tom, Angela and Hank come into the room to bring them flowers and all that shit. Though Speed wasn't there.

Shaggy gives Scoob e chocolate and balloons, even though dogs can't eat chocolate and he's also allergic to rubber. It's probably a sign that they have to break up.

Tom gives Ben a ,,get well soon" card and a beer bottle. Hank gives him a blowjob machine and a kfc bucket that is almost empty. Angela gives him a kiss in the ass that makes him hard. It reminds him of the times IShowSpeed used to kiss the hole where the sun don't ever shine.

The doc. spots one of Ben's empty eye sockets (that apparently no one talked about)

He gives him an eyepatch and after that, Ben's retard mode turns on and decides to jump out of the window, commiting slip and slide once and for all.

-I'm out here strokin my dick I got lotion on my dick. says Ben, knowing that these are his last words and the first time he has ever spoken like a normal person.

Ben dies on impact and no one goes to pick his corpse up so he just lays down, rotting.

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