𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 | kozume kenma x fem reader [rewriting]

chapter three

"Bro, shut up! I still have blackmail material on you, okay? Remember that party when Kuroo and Bokuto got wasted and straight up made out?" Yaku shot back, shielding himself from the chaos by dropping this nuclear-level tea.

"What the actual hell?!" Y/N practically choked on her drink, her eyes widening like dinner plates. "WHEN did this happen?!"

"Uh... like two months ago, I think?" Yaku said, smirking as he leaned back, clearly enjoying the attention.

"Oh my GOD," Y/n gasped, already putting together the mental puzzle. "Wait, was that the same night Keiji came home blackout drunk, tripped over air, and passed out on the living room floor?!"

Keiji froze mid-sip of his water, his eyebrow twitching with pure embarrassment. The sound of unbridled laughter exploded through the call as everyone processed that image.

"I'm gonna expose you one day," He muttered, his voice low and menacing as he glared at his mic, wishing it could burn a hole through Y/N's monitor.

"Oh nooo!" Y/n gasped dramatically, clutching her chest like she was on a soap opera. "Whatever do I do?"

Keiji rolled his eyes so hard they practically did a backflip. "Ugh."

The chaotic call was interrupted by the familiar sound of someone new joining the server.

"Hellooo!" came Yachi’s soft but cheerful voice. "Hi, Y/N!"

"YACHI!" Y/n screeched like a banshee, her energy going from 0 to 100 in seconds. "I've been waiting for you!"

"I'm so freaking tired right now... and like, starving," Yachi admitted, sounding more confident than usual, probably because Y/N was on the call.

"Then eat something, babe."

"Spread your legs then," Yachi quipped without missing a beat.

The server went dead silent for half a second. Then absolute pandemonium. Screams, wheezes, and hysterical laughter erupted, nearly blowing out everyone’s headsets.

"WAIT, WAIT. WAS THAT YACHI?!" Nishinoya gasped between bouts of cackling, struggling to breathe. "THAT WAS SO SMOOTH?! WHO IS THIS WOMAN?"

Y/N clutched her chest again like her soul was about to ascend. "You got me. I’m done. I’m all yours."

"Taking your girls one at a time," Yachi said smugly, her voice dripping with confidence as she basked in the chaos she had unleashed.

"An icon. A legend," Bokuto declared, fake sobbing. "Meanwhile, we can't even get a DM back."

"YACHI, you're stealing hearts faster than me. I'm OFFENDED." Oikawa whined dramatically.

"Well, not my fault," Yachi teased. "Maybe try being less of a simp, Oikawa."