𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 | kozume kenma x fem reader [rewriting]

chapter one

𝗞𝗲𝗶𝗷𝗶 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 his sister's room, his knuckles poised mid-air for a second before he finally knocked. He could already hear muffled music from inside — the telltale sign she was immersed in whatever chaotic hobby had her attention today. 

"Come in!" her voice rang out, slightly distracted. 

He pushed the door open, moving like he was stepping into a battlefield he hadn't scouted. His sister was perched cross-legged on her bed, the comforter beneath her a mess of blankets, books, and an empty mug. Her laptop sat dangerously balanced on a pillow, its screen glowing with what he instantly recognized as the sims 4. The screen was cluttered with sliders, options, and the unmistakable UI of someone deep into customization mode. 

"Yo," Keiji began, leaning against the doorframe with the casual grace of someone trying not to care. "Wanna join our server? People are simping for you so hard it's getting embarrassing. Just hop in, tell them you're not interested, and shut them up or something." 

She looked up, her eyebrow quirked. "Who said I'm not interested in anyone on your server?" 

Keiji blinked, taken aback. "You're kidding." 

She snorted, rolling her eyes. "Yeah, I'm kidding. But for real, I wanna play with you guys! Sounds fun." 

"Okay, first off, bold move," he replied, gesturing vaguely toward her screen. "Second, uh, sure. But just a heads-up, they're... well, you'll see. Prepare for peak clownery." 

"Clowns are my specialty," she shot back smugly. 

He sighed, pulling his phone from his pocket. "Cool. I'll send you the invite link or something." 

"Sweet. Now shoo." She waved a hand at him dramatically. "I'm trying to concentrate." 

Keiji squinted at her screen, his curiosity finally getting the better of him. It wasn't like she'd ever been subtle about her projects. The screen displayed a character model in mid-customization, the sliders cranked up to absurd levels and the build mode menu open. 

"What are you even concentrating on?" 

"The sims, obviously," she said, matter-of-fact. "I'm making the perfect baby." 

He raised an eyebrow. "You're building them like it's an IKEA bookshelf?" 

"Yeah, and your point?" 

"Wow, okay." He stepped closer to her laptop, pointing at the screen. "Okay, that ponytail right there? That's the move. Trust me, it screams 'I'm better than you, but in a nice way.'" 

She paused, hovering over the hairstyle he'd mentioned. "You're kidding." 

"Nope. Perfection, right there." 

With an exasperated huff, she clicked it, trying to act like she wasn't immediately sold. "It's... fine, I guess." 

"You love it," he deadpanned, snapping his fingers as he turned to leave. "I accept your unspoken gratitude." 

"Hell no!" she shouted after him, but the way her eyes stayed glued to the ponytail gave her away completely. 

Keiji smirked as he closed the door behind him, the sound of her muttering under her breath reaching him faintly. Inside, Y/N was still staring at the ponytail, begrudgingly admitting to herself that it was, in fact, perfect. Damn him for being right. 

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𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃

k.kaashi has invited you to join

'HEY BITCHES AND BROS AND NON-BINARY HOES'

▪︎33 active | 58 members

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n/n #7208 just slid into the server

 
HEYYOOOO 

churrokuroo: 
HEY GORGEOUS SISTER OF MY BESTIE 
wanna put your minecraft bed next to mine 😩 

WOW. bold of you. 
but no 
<3 

k.kaashi:

deal with them. 
im not helping you, bitch. 

 
im an independent woman, keiji. 
i dont need your help. 
WAIT KEIJI THERE’S A SPIDER 
PLS DO SOMETHING 

kodzuken:
lmaooo 
'iNDePeNdEnT wOmAN'

shut UP 

yourgirlyachi:
WAIT. IS THAT A FEMALE
boobie bitch. 
i love this server already. 

SJSKJDSK SUCH A QUEEN 
ily, marry me. 

bokutouto:

BRO YACCHAN PULLING MORE THAN US. 
im crying myself to sleep tonight. 

yourgirlyachi:
bokuto, baby, i love your boobies too. 
at least they're bigger than mine. im jElous

tsukishima:
no offense, but facts

stop body-shaming my gf, wtf. 

churrokuroo:
already got a gf? wow, speedrunning life, are we? 

kodzuken:
kuroo u could never. 

tsukishima:
HAHA, so true. 

 
you look like a fucking dinosaur, tsukishima. 

churrokuroo:

BAHAHA WHAT

kodzuken:
oh my god, shes ending lives out here. 

I looked at your pfp, and idk... 
you just have dinosaur kid energy. 
like, you were definitely obsessed when you were six. 

tsukishima:
...who let her in here. 

shoyooouou:
AHAHAAH NO BUT SHE'S RIGHT. 
yams showed me a video from your sleepover
you had dino pajamas on

yamsyyums:
SORRY TSUKI BUT YEAH. IT HAPPENED. 

I feel like a witch

tsukishima:
cause u ARE

 
sooo 
anyone wanna game? 💃 

kodzuken:
yeah, hop in the vc
who else is playing? 

shoyooouou:
YEAH, ME. GIMME A SEC, IM ON THE TOILET. 

kodzuken:
cool, shoyo
thanks for the overshare

bokutouto:
ME TOO!! 
not on the toilet tho. 
ANYWAY, JUST JOIN IF YOU WANNA PLAY. LETS GOOO!