reyna: ha. no movie will ever bring me to tears. I'm much better than that.
will: fucking bet.
---one hobbit marathon later--
reyna, holding back tears, yelling at the screen: CURSE THIS, WHY ARE THE GODS ALWAYS SO UNFAIR
will, desensitize to it: fucking told you
reyna: I SWEAR TO BELONA I AM GOING TO FRENCH BRAID YOUR INTESTINES