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To Leroy 'Lee' Hiew, home's never felt like home. He has a huge mansion, a big car, and more money than he could ever spend. And yet, the idea of home always seems to elude him.
Armed with his dog, Socks...
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Lee's looking for a home. He finds it in Jack.
Because home isn't always somewhere. Sometimes, it's someone.
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crackerbox noun, occasionally derogatory an uncomfortably small, boxy house or car
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THE LEGAL STUFF Firstly, if you are reading this somewhere other than Wattpad (*coughcough* frick you novelhd *coughcough*), you are putting yourself at risk of a malware attack. Come back to Wattpad (where you belong, my lost children) to read this beautiful story in its full, original, un-virused glory---right here on my profile.
full reuploads of this material, on Wattpad or off it, are NOT allowed. plagiarising this material and passing it off as your own? even worse. bonk, go to copy jail.
i accept translations, but please DM me first so i know what you're doing and don't immediately go full Sebastian Michaelis on you.
however, fanfiction, fanart, etc. are more than welcome! you do not need to DM me first, just make sure to credit me as the original author and tag me so i can check it out!
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*spongebob narrator voice* From the creator of the award-winning, critically-acclaimed, motherflipping awesome novel, The Soulmate Paradox, comes another groundbreaking, gravity-defying, totally-not-bullsh!tted novel full of gay sh!t and bad metaphors.
(that was a lie. there's more bullsh!t here than in a Plaza de Toros.)
Hey, hello, hi, selamat sejahtera, 你好, 안녕하세요, こんにちは, नमस्ते, ciao, bonjour, etc etc. Welcome to another completely unplanned, entirely impromptu mess from the very back of my mind, because I'm procrastinating on my Chinese homework again.
(I swear it's better than I say it is. Please give me a chance 🥺 it has a pretty cover!!!)
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Firstly, feast your eyes upon this *ahem* STUNNING cover, because I made it. Yeah, I drew it myself. (Well, I drew the boys. I took the clouds from a sketchy PNG website that's probably already given me like 5 viruses, but let's keep that our little secret.) Anygays, it took me 5 hours and is THE MOST amazhang piece of artwork I've ever done, so yes. Take a minute to bow before my talent. (no but i'm like so proud i can't even---)
YEAH SO LIKE GRAPHICS ASIDE---if you're here because you like sweet, fluffy, adorable stories...oh, honey, have I got news for you. You're absolutely going to love this, because there's going to be so much fluff that your teeth will rot and you'll be forced to give my dentist mom extra business.
(No, I'm joking. We don't do fluff here. We only do p a i n.)
If you're racist, get out. Two Asian MCs, babyyy. Also, as an Asian person, I would be very happy to punt your bigoted arse to the virtual door, because no one wants your racist ass here. And if you're homophobic, why tf did you even click on this book? It's in the tags. It's in the blurb. Heck, it's in the book cover, unless you're going to say they're best friends. They're about as close to best friends as Raya and Namaari are. (Raya and Namaari were warrior sapphics and madly in love. Talk to the hand.)
To the TSP fans who came here because they thought this would be like TSP: this is not TSP. There are no magic headphones. There is no giant 8-inch height difference. (;-;) There are no word porn A/Ns talking about how great my boyfriend is, because A) I am currently single, B) That boyfriend is an ex-boyfriend now, and C) Said ex-boyfriend is not taking 'let's stay just friends' well, so yeah. There is an (lowkey, kinda, sorta, maybe) enemies to lovers (back to enemies to Truck-kun to dead <3) dynamic, but again: this is not TSP. I'm trying to break out of the TSP mold because I will not let one book define my entire Wattpad writing career.
This book will contain a romantic relationship between two boys, strong language (uncensored cussing), some sexual innuendos, and angst. Get your tissues ready. You'll need them.
All that aside, I really hope you like Crackerbox! It's quite a spur-of-the-moment project for me, but I hope you love Lee and Jack as much as I do! Thank you for clicking on this book, and I hope you enjoy <3
xoxo, Alex (he/him, enfp, too gay to draw a straight line)
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