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⤷ iii : can i say a bad word?

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PETER:
did i ever tell u the story of
how i accidentally texted a
complete stranger 2 days ago
and who i thought was u n now
we both are like super close to
the point u could say we
were like a dad n a son?

PETER:
well he's like a
dad to me ☺️

MARCO BROLO:
peter.

MARCO BROLO:
yOU TEXTED A
STRANGER???

PETER:
IT WASNT MY FAULT U
GAVE ME THE WRONG
# !!!!

MARCO BROLO:
peter!! you dOnt go talking
to literal strangers.

MARCO BROLO:
didn't Captain America
PSA's teach u anything?

MARCO BROLO:
and you guys are super
close too????

MARCO BROLO:
peter what the hell?!?!

PETER:
bro im sorry 😭

PETER:
but Mr. T's really nice at
times, verydark humor, and
sarcastic like tony stark
sarcastic.

MARCO BROLO:
How the hell do you
know Tiny Stark's
sarcasm levels?

MARCO BROLO:
Tony. I meant Tony.
Jesus heck, autocorrect.

PETER:
i may or may not have gotten
into the avengers tower a
few dozen times for files
n such after hacking the
aI system (which is super
cool btw, the AI)

MARCO BROLO:
a feW DOZEN????
FILES?!?! HACKED?
AI??

MARCO BROLO:
ok I'm gonna say
a bad word

MARCO BROLO:
can I say a bad word?
can I say a bAD WORD???

PETER:
u can say a
bad word

MARCO BROLO:
wHAT THE FUCK
PETER PARKER??

MARCO BROLO:
WHY AM I HEARING
ABOUT THIS NOW???

MARCO BROLO:
and what happened
to me being your guy
in the chair ?

MARCO BROLO:
I never thought you'd
leave me hanging so soon
bro ?

PETER:
brO im sOrry 😭

MARCO BROLO:
well is he a pedo?

PETER:
not to my knowledge
no. 🤠

MARCO BROLO:
I'm about to go full
on jacky chan mode
on you peter

PETER:
im shaking in my
$17 spandex

MARCO BROLO:
you should be cause
I'm coming there with
mj to whoop your spandex
ass

PETER:
no- ned, my good friend
you don't have to bring
mj , plz bro don't.
DELIVERED

PETER:
ned ????
DELIVERED

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scott and i share a brain cell : illuminati confirmed

-cirenic 💛