Now, me and the crew always knew that James can get juked, but Big James NEVER gets dunked on. It all started when this pasty piece of white trash came on that court- that boii was Dunk Don. Dunk Don was that short, crusty-looking, doesn't-cook-for-his-ma kinda kid. But he had some FLIGHT. Uh-oh, hit that Wing$ my Macklemore because he's sky high boys! It all happened too fast- I couldn't see NOTHIN'. Except, I did see one thing: James cryin! Big James wasn't so big no more boiis! He had that chin quiver, that nose was runnin as fast as me when I hit the whip!
"Why's James cryin'?" I hollad.
"Cuz he just got dunked on!" My boy Romeo hollad back. Ant that is how Big James lost his name Big James.
BALL. IS. LIFE.
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SaggisticaLet me take you through a journey through the life of Ball. These are all of my super fly personal dreams, so do not judge. Ball is Life.
