The Dead Tells All Tales; Book 2 of Just a Mere Dream

That- That is a child-

⚠TW! READ AT OWN RISK! ⚠

*sips air* Anyways has anyone else seen the "This book has a playlist" right above the "Bonus Chapter!" when scrolling through Wattpad, and then when you go and look at the book again both of options are gone? Because same

Tubbo's POV

I watched as Michael (Not me having to spell check to see if I had it spelt right) chased his chickens around his room giggling. Michael stops infront of me and reaches his arms up. I pick Michael up and he giggles. I hear footsteps outside and I head down stairs with Michael in my arms.

I open the door and Technoblade is standing there ready to knock, and looks like he is contenplating on knocking.

"Hi Techno, did youbfind Ghostboo yet?" I ask.

"Uhhhh hello..," Technoblade responds. "Yes but that's not what I am here for, I mean it kind of is what I am here for. Have you seen Chaos? Is Chaos here?"

"Who..?"

"Chaos about uh this tall, blue hair, wings, full of spite, and ready to fight the gods or become them,"

"No idea who that is,"

"Your sister's friend..?"

"I don't have a sister.. You feeling okay?"

"I could have sworn... I will be going now, bye,"

I watch Technoblade leave very confused, which is a very odd site?sight? It was very strange to see.

I closed the door and locked it before I set Michael down.

'Ranboo and Technoblade definatly need help, this is the second time a sister has been brought up,' I think to myself.

Chaos's POV

I was lost. I am not going to deny it, I have no idea where the fuck I am. But there are some pretty buildings, okay, they could use some touch ups, they look like they have been abandoned. There was an unfinished, most likely abandoned place. There was a faded sign that says "Coming Soon, Bee N' Boo!"

There was a few more buildings, all empty. One was called McPuffy's, the door was unlocked so I peaked inside, and it was abandoned. The paint was starting to chip, and a few windows were broken, the glass on the floor.

I close the door and continue walking down the broken wooden path. The wood creaks slightly with each step. Yes, I could fly, but it is a little intresting on why there is nobody around. Kind of like the post appocolitic books on my bookshelves.

"I feel like I should have like torn up clothing and like a really bad from escaping super over powered zombies, and maybe on the brink of running out of food and water," I say to no one.

I continue walking down the path passing by more abandoned looking buildings before I stop.

"That- That is a child-" I say looking down at a child. Several more children pop their heads out from the overgrown bush. I see the spider? spider hybrid from earlier amoungst the group of small children.

"Oh there, there is more, where are your parents?" I ask.

"One's dead, and one's in Snowchester!" A small piglin remarks.

"Depressed and has something called Daddy issues," A small fox says.

"Busy with god," A totem hybrid responds, next to a younger totem hybrid.

"You kinda knocked Tommy out, though he needed it," the spider? spider hybrid responds.

'Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh,' I think to myself.

"Haven't you kids ever heard of stranger danger?" I ask.

"Well, I'm Michael, the fox is Yogurt, The older totem is Finley, and the younger is Foolish Jr., And Shroud is the spider! There we aren't strangers!" Michael exclaims and the others nod in agreement.

"Okay, but that doesn't mean you know my name, so you aren't strangers to me, but I am a stranger to you," I say.

"You don't look like a Dream," Shroud responds. "Tommy says Dream is a dangerous person to stay away from."

"OOO! FUNDY SAYS DREAM IS A VISCIOUS, SCARY, GREEN BLOB WITH NO HEART!" Yogurt exclaims, a little to happily.

"My grandpa's friend says that a Dream is a homeless teletubby!" Michael exclaims.

"Our dad says that the god he talks to looks like a Dream, he has a statue of him and everything!" Finely says.

"Okay, so you're right, I am in fact not Dream, I'm Chaos, and I could beat Dream in a fight easily," I say. "I should probably get you all home before anyone starts worrying-"

"I don't want to," Michael says.

"Why not?" I ask.

"Bee and Boo never let me play outside and Bee has been acting different since Boo died, though he won't tell me that Boo died," Michael responds.

"I already said my dad is depressed and has something called daddy issues," Yogurt says.

"Mine and Foolish Jr.s dad is busy with god, and Foolish Jr. is only let out of his crib for long periods of time when dad isn't there, which is often," Finely replies.

"I haven't established on whether Tommy is my dad, my brother or that puppy my parents promised me before they died," Shroud answers.

"Pa!" Foolish Jr. exclaims stumbling towards me.

I freeze in shock and feel my heart drop.

"I like that! Chaos can be our new dad!" Yogurt exclaims.

"Yea!" Finely, Michael, and Shroud exclaim.

'Went from don't laugh to don't cry..,' I think to myself.

"Uh, no, I can't be your new dad," I protest. "Your parents, and unestablisted person, are already doing that job. Also i'm fifteen, I am way to young to be a parent. Listen, your parents care for you and I've heard stories about the things your parents have done. They are only doing what they are doing to protect you. There are some scarily dangerous people out here."

"Yeah, but you said you can beat Dream in any fight!" Michael says.

"I can, and I will, and I am always ready for a good fight, fighting his dad isn't so much of a challenge anymore, same with Technoblade's dad, and my dad, and my uncle, but I can never seem to beat my dad in triva though," I say.

"You've fought Technoblade's dad?! But, but Technoblade is the best fighter in the world!" Yogurt exclaims.

"That is very debatible kid," I respond.

"I read about him to Foolish Jr. before, didn't he blow up whole countries?" Finely asks.

"From what I've heard from Ranboo, yes," I respond.

"You know Boo!?" Michael asks.

"I do," I reply.

"OH, OH, LET'S SHOW DAD CHAOS THE PLACE!" Shroud exclaims jumping slightly.

"OH, OH, YES, AND THEN PAPA CHAOS CAN TELL US ALL THE STORIES!" Finely exclaims, picking up Foolish Jr.

Yogurt and Michael grab my hands and pull me down the path. Finely, Foolish Jr., and Michael running slightly ahead of us.

'I'm getting kidnapped by small children aren't I? These small children adopted me as the father too, but I don't have the heart to tell them that I am not staying..' I think to myself as I get pulled lightly down the path.

Well hello 👀

So for ages, I kinda head cannon that Finely would be like the oldest amoungst them at like 9, and then Yogurt, Michael, and Shroud at like 5 to 6, and then the wiki said Foolish Jr. is around 1, so I went with around 1, and the enderchest Foolish keeps Foolish Jr. in is like Foolish Jrs' crib.