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I am in a silly goofy mood so here
Quackity's POV
"Of course we are real, why wouldn't we be real?" Lani asks.
"We are figments of your imagination due to lack of sleep, fear us," Minty says.
"Do you happen to have any vingear? Vodka? Wine? Whiskey?" Nova asks.
"No, you look like you are 14," I reply.
"I do not know how old I am, it's been a long week okay," Nova says.
"How close are we to the Pixanderia border?" Lani asks looking around.
"Where?" I ask.
"Pixanderia.. You know where Emperor Pix and his kids XD, Dream, and Drista rule-" Minty replies.
'So Dream's prince, I finally have some leverage against him,' I think to myself.
"I do not know where you are talking about, you're in Las Nevadas, Charlie let's show our guests around," I say, putting my arm around Charlie's shoulders.
Drista's POV
I was walking around the forest bored looking for Chaos, they flew away in anger and well, Dream doesn't like people flying for some reason. I've done it before twice and I got in major trouble. I slowly bring my wings out to stretch them after being put away for so long.
It was very strange to see Chaos again after all these years, it's strange how much they changed over time.
Dream whispers to you: Hey, check out Las Nevadas for me please
The message pops up on my cominicator, and I roll my eyes.
You whisper to Dream: Why?
Dream whispers to you: Because I said so Drista
You whisper to Dream: Do it your self pissbaby
Dream whispers to you: I can't
You whisper to Dream: Why?
Dream whispers to you: Because I am not allowed in Las Nevadas
You whisper to Dream: Why?
Dream whispers to you: Because Quackity will kill me if I set foot even near Las Nevadas
You whisper to Dream: You're not allowed to step near Kinko, yet you still go in
Dream whispers to you: That's different
You whisper to Dream: It's really not tho, The only difference is your boyfriend lives in one
Dream whispers to you: He's not my boyfriend, and second SapNap won't kill me, he doesn't have the balls
You whisper to Dream: pussy, you're a pussy
Dream whispers to you: Am not
You whisper to Dream: Are to, do it no balls
You whisper to Dream: Who said that
You whisper to Dream: Also SapNap does have the balls, you're just in denial, maybe you're gift is just being in denial
Dream whispers to you: JUST GO PATROL AROUND LAS NEVADAS
You whisper to Dream: Need your boy toy Punz to come and help you out with your attitude
I close my cominicator knowing I crossed the line a bit with my last message. I open my wings.
"Eh, I'm already in trouble," I say to myself. I take off into the sky and feel the colder air of the atmosphere against my face.
"WEEEEEE," I exclaim landing near Las Nevadas. I tuck my wings away and start walking to a group in the distance.
"HELLO!" I call overdramatically as I reach the group. "Oh my brother.. YOU THREE ARE ALIVE?!"
"No we're figments of your imagination," Minty replies. Nova responds with socking me in the arm.
"Well hello to you too," I joke. "First Chaos and now you three, I know for a fact that Chaos will be overjoyed to see you three."
"Where is Chaos anyways?" Lani asks.
"I don't know, we kind of got into an argument and they flew away," I respond. "I was kind of searching for them, but it might be better for them to cool off some steam since it has been five almost six years since they last saw us."
"IT'S BEEN HOW LONG!?!" Minty asks.
"WOOAAHHH, HOLD ON," Nova exclaims.
"Mmm, Yea that makes sense, I did steal an identity somewhere along the way," Lani admits.
"You said that cassually, you did what?" I ask.
"Without me?" Nova asks.
"I got lost..," Lani adds.
"This is why we have child leash backpacks," Minty adds.
"Anyways, Marshmallow? Anyone?" Lani asks.
"I would like something to eat other than marshmallows please," Minty asks.
"There's a restraunt and bar down the street, they have food," I suggest. "We can sit around a table and do it like when we would go to those big fancy dinner parties with our parents sitting at one end disscussing whatever they talked about, and we would be at the other end messing around and-"
"And my brother would try to keep us from messing around!" Nova adds.
"OH, AND DREAM WOULD ALWAYS DITCH TO HANG OUT WITH THAT ONE KID AND WE FIGURED IT OUT THE KID WAS LIKE HIS, What was the word, uhhmm," Lani exclaims.
"OH, UHM, ACHILLES HEEL! THE KID WAS LIKE HIS ACHILLES HEEL!" Minty exclaims.
"YES THAT!" Lani adds.
"YES!" Nova exclaims.
We walk down the street leaving a confused Quackity following us. We enter the restraunt it's empty. Lani and Minty head behind the counter and start opening cabinets. Quackity just stands off to the side observing us.
"Oh hello, I'm just going to close that..," Lani says,closing a cabinet door. "There's a, There's a person in your cupboard..,"
"A what?!" Quackity asks. Minty and Nova burst out laughing, I hold back a laugh.
"A person, If you want, I can get their name," Lani says, opening the cabinet again. "Oh they're gone, uhm, I don't know what you want to about them."
I burst out laughing as Lani moves away from the cabinet.
"What the fuck!" Quackity says opening the cabinet door and looking around.
"Anyways..," Lani says.
"Wilbur!" Quackity growls, running out.
"Oop," I respond.
"What's that about?" Minty asks.
"Is it a boyfriend?" Nova asks.
"Buisness rival, or well political rival," I respond.
"Well that's boring," Lani replies.
"If it makes you feel better they had a fling a while ago when Quackity's ex-husband I think, exiled Wilbur and Tommy," I reply.
"Oop," Minty responds.
"That does make me feel better," Lani states.
"Table's set!" Nova responds.
We take our seats and raise our glasses.
"To freedom from that hell hole, and to being reunited with friends!" Minty toasts.
"Here, Here!" We cheer.
"To a future hopefully as exciting as our parents make it out to be!" Lani toasts.
"Cheers!" We clink our glasses together and take a sip.
'If only they knew.. if only they knew..' I think to myself.
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