Thesun was shining, the birds were chirping, kids skipping merrily to school.
Everyone is at peace.
Expect for the Sakamaki's, but it's not like they were ever peaceful. At least that was the opinion of their esteemed butler, who basically babysat them for their entire lives. Karlheinz was often away, doing god knows what and god knows where. Their mothers? Don't even get me started on them.
To say the Sakamaki brothers lives have been shit, is a little bit of an understatement.
But everyone's lives have been shit, including our protagonist. Who was currently cleaning everything in the Luigi's mansion looking ass house. Sorry did I say house? I mean mansion.
He was extremely close to going on break, he usually enjoyed taking peaceful walks far away from horny teenage vampires. Unfortunately today was not his day. Looking out the window he began to see the sky rapidly pour rain.
"Well shit, looks like I'm not going to take my break.", He uttered. Squinting at the droplets, he immediately felt an unexpected feeling. The feeling that something annoying was going to happen.
He hurriedly walked to the front door, he knew something was going to walk through it and ruin his day. Turns out he was correct, as he crept to it, he saw a little girl randomly walk into the house. 'What? Little girl, this house looks haunted why the hell would you walk into it??', The poor butler thought.
He just stood there, absolutely flabbergasted. First of all, why the hell is there a little girl here? Second of all, why the hell is there a little girl here? Third of all WHY THE HELL WAS THERE A LITTLE GIRL HERE! 'I don't know either so stop yelling.' He thought. The butler looked at her again regaining his footing quickly.
The poor cynical vampire was about to go up to her. Maybe guide her to a location that wasn't Vampires Will Fuck you Avenue, but he knew she was doomed when she stepped into the weird ass extra room they have with a couch. That Ayato liked to stay in. The butler wasn't sure why, and that's not entirely important to the story. Neither is why the room exists in the first place.
He obviously heard screaming next.
"What are you doing?!" The poor girl scream as whatever the fuck Ayato was doing was obviously something she did not want.
Well he's going to stay out of this. I mean he is leaving a poor girl to the wolves but, eh he doesn't really care. As he was contemplating this, he heard Reiji's voice next.
Something about this being an entrance hall. Look I didn't look at the script all the way ok, cut me some slack we all know this series is ass.
"Narrator can you get back to actually narrating the story?" The crazy vampire said to no one, as he was alone and hearing voices in his head.
He was called by Reiji to bring the girls suitcase to her new room. Bowing after taking the suitcase, he walked quietly to his destination. He certainly knew the boys were going to do something to her, but that wasn't his business neither was it on his mind. All that was on the butler's mind was having to furnish a room in five minutes, and burning down this stupidly sized hous- I mean mansion.
He somehow, defying all the laws in physics, finished the room in five minutes. I don't know how, and quite frankly I don't wanna know. After brushing the dust off of his hands on to his pants, and wiping the sweat off of his brow, he looked at his handy work. Feeling quite accomplished the guy, stood for a minute, just to enjoy the peacefulness. Which didn't last very long.
Ayato teleported into the room with the poor girls body. Oh well looks like she's already dead. Wait she's not? How the hell? The butler wonder this too, but he decided rather quickly to leave, after seeing the rape eyes Ayato was giving her unconscious body.
"Oi, Old man!", Ayato said rudely to the butler.
"Yes, Master Ayato?", He monotonously replied. It was the same way he replied to anything.
It was what he was taught, and how he will always stay.
Ayato was obviously mad he couldn't get a rise out of the man, but it's not like it ever worked anyway. He had been doing it for most of his undead life to this poor man, and the man had always reacted the same way. No matter how rude he was.
"Leave now, it's not like I'll kill her immediately. Apparently we're not allowed to, that man's orders."
Taking this as his que, the man left the room, but not before bowing. As he always has.
The butler contemplated what his life was. Watching human girls die by the hands of a bunch of sadistic teenagers? Yeah, he wasn't proud of it, but it's not like he could do much about it. Everyday the man liked to think about the main lesson he took from the day. After living everyday like the same, it made for something to look forward too.
The lesson he took today, was that his day could pretty much be ruined in the matter of minutes.
