The setting takes place in the headquarters of the Mercenaries. They are in the break room, a room where the Mercs just get to lay back and chill out until another mission is assigned to them.
Tetris was sitting down in a table, on the table in front of him, were uno cards. He has been playing uno with Penster for the last hour, and they still can't get the game to end at all.
"I'm so beating you, Tetris!" Penster confidently spoke out.
"Nuh-uh! I'm winnin', for sure!" Tetris replied, smirking
"My GOD! This has been going for too long! Just call it off!" Corrupted Drop said angrily, who also had just won the game 56 minutes ago.
"Come on! Just one minute and I can beat him and become the Uno CHAMPION!" Tetris cheered.
"Ugh..." Corrupted Drop faceplanted into the table, not really caring if he got hurt or not.
Metal Tennis Ball and Watery were having a friendly talk, Watery was leaning on one of his Dispensers.
"So that thing gives MTB ammo?" Metal Tennis Ball questioned.
"Hell yeah, big guy, you can get all the ammo you want so you can blast all of those little babies straight into hell!"
"Is nice." Metal Tennis Ball nods at Watery, until someone screams in another room.
"MY HAND!" Oodle screams, running into the room with blood squirting out of his right arm, which was promptly missing a hand.
NoteBook walks into the room as well, following Oodle.
"It's just your hand, Oodle, stop being a baby." She says.
"Oh god! Oodle, c'mere, next to my Dispenser!" Watery pointed at his building.
"ok" Oodle responds and runs towards the dispenser, though after a few seconds, nothing happens.
"Uhhh..." Watery just stood there confused as hell.
"What happen to machine? Is not working!" Metal Tennis Ball lightly taps the Dispenser with his foot.
Oodle starts snickering, which turns into a laugh. It turns out the missing hand was make up that NoteBook put on for him.
"April Fools, maggots!!!" Oodle points at Watery and laughs.
NoteBook giggles behind her hand, walking next to Oodle, grabbing his arm and showing the fake wound to MTB and Watery.
"Do you like my make-up skills?" She smiled under her gas mask.
"What in the sam hell..." Watery thought to himself, just staring at NoteBook like she was insane.
"Watery?" She asked, reassuring if the mf is alive or not
"Yeah?" He said quickly, snapping out of his little zone out.
"Are you okay?" She asked.
"Yeah. I am." He gave her a reassuring smile before picking up his Dispenser, which turned into a toolbox when he picked it up, and walking away.
"He think you are weird. Me too." Metal Tennis Ball stared at NoteBook while walking after Watery.
Oodle walks towards a gas canister and starts drinking from it. While that happens NoteBook walks away, the opposite direction from where Watery and MTB went, clearly upset.
"Dang, what's up wit' her? No, no, seriously, what is wrong with her?" Tetris whispered that second sentence as if NoteBook could hear him.
"Dunno, man, maybe we should just leave her to own stuff, y'know?" Penster responded.
"Whatever..." Tetris said, placing another card down.
"What!? Plus 4!? You can't do this to me..." Penster said, shocked.
"Ohohohoo! But I can, Penster, I can!"
"If I have THIS!" Penster places another plus 4 card.
Tetris was silent.
"Fuck." He said, in defeat, picking up 8 cards.
Corrupted Drop laughs at Tetris.
"Shuddup, Droplet! You literally got whooped first minute of the game!" Tetris snarled.
"I won, Tetris. You guys just decided to keep on going." Corrupted Drop crossed his arms.
"Yeah, yeah, keep on bragging!"
"Gladly!"
To be continued because I really wanted to get a part out lmao
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BFT AU - BFT Fortress 2 (Still being written lol)
Azione9 different BFT contestants were selected to be hired as professional mercenaries. The type of jobs they are doing are unknown, all they know what to do is kill. Characters included: Tetris (As Scout) Oodle (As Soldier) NoteBook (As Pyro) Penster (...
