Rukia: I am definitely better and stronger than you, Renji!
Renji: Oh yeah? Name one reason to back that up!
Rukia: Millions of fangirls out there ship you with Ichigo!
Renji and Ichigo: What?!
Renji: *clears throat* Well, a lot of people ship you with Orihime!
Rukia: Its better than being shipped with you two losers.
Renji: WHAT?!
Ichigo: Don't put me on the same boat with him!
Mimic: *walks in* Am I interrupting anything?
Rukia: Nothing important.
Ichigo and Renji: *glares*
Mimic: Whats with those two?
Rukia: They just don't like being in a yaoi ship together.
Mimic: 0_0 *slowly backs away, then falls on the floor gagging*
Ichigo: Hey, are you alright?
Mimic: I just can't see you two in a relationship...you hate each other way too much for that. What are those fangirls thinking? *chokes*
Rukia: Did I mention people ship you with Aizen, Ichigo?
Renji: *laughs*
Ichigo: *chokes*
Mimic: *dies*
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Seriously, what are those fangirls and crazy shippers thinking?
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Anime Crack
RandomJust random shit I come up with in my head using anime characters. (And from pics too :D) Warning you it's not too late to back away. Probably won't be updated often.
