Natsu: Hey, Luce!
Lucy: *sighs tiredly* What, Natsu?
Natsu: What the hell is NaLu?
Lucy: WTF
Natsu: Here *hands Lucy a piece of paper*
Lucy: Natsu can read? Ship names...wait... *stares at Natsu* You have to be kidding me
Natsu: What?
Lucy: Dumbass
Natsu: Bitch
Lucy: *reads the paper like nothing happened* ...So who Jerza? It has Erza in it, so...
Erza: *blasts into room through the wall* WHO SAID MY NAME?!
Lucy: E-erza... *hands over paper*
Erza: WTF is Jerza?! *unfolds part of the paper that has the real names and blushes the same color as her hair* J-j-j...
Lucy:...
ERZA PASSES OUT AND FALLS ON THE FLOOR
Lucy: You got to be shitting me
Erza: *darts up* MY JELLAL-SAMA LOVES MEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *runs away*
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Natsu: ...
Lucy: ...
The whole world: ...
Jellal: Wut just happened
YOU ARE READING
Anime Crack
RandomJust random shit I come up with in my head using anime characters. (And from pics too :D) Warning you it's not too late to back away. Probably won't be updated often.
