Liquid Love (The Kool-aid man x Mr. Clean)

Chapter 4: Burning passion

      After Jolly Green and the Kool-aid man made it into the hall, Jolly Green turned to the Kool-aid man and said, "Can you believe that guy? Doesn't he know when to leave people alone?"

      "Yeah, totally," the Kool-aid man said in a semi-convincing tone because he was still in a daze over what he saw. That chiseled physique was stuck in Kool-aid's mind throughout the rest of the day.

      Later at lunch the Kool-aid man was sitting under a tree with Jolly Green having a good time being in each other's arms while feeling each other's warmth and losing track of time when suddenly the Kool-aid man only slightly parted his eyes just enough to see Mr. Clean cleaning some food left by some of the other students. Mr. Clean's plan was working, Kool aid couldn't take his eyes off of him, he was simply mesmerized by all that body, it was like Mr. Clean was teasing him by just existing. The Kool-aid man couldn't take it anymore. He was getting all hot and bothered by just the thought of them together intertwined in each other's arms, bodies clashing against each other. It was too much for the Kool-aid man. He needed a way to get his attention.

      The Kool-aid man thought for a minute. He needed a way to get close to Mr. Clean without making it too obvious to his boyfriend that he was trying to be with him on purpose. Finally, he thought of the perfect plan. He was going to throw up all over the ground and make Mr. Clean come over and help clean him up. Just then, the Kool-aid man projectile vomited all over himself and the ground. Jolly turned his head and let out a great gasp. He didn't know what to do.

      "Omg are you ok babe? What happened?"

      "Im so sorry Jolly, I must have got food poisoning or something. Can you go get the janitor to clean it up?"

      "Uh sure," Jolly said with a reluctant tone. He did not like Mr. Clean, but proceeded to walk over and flag down him. Mr. Clean noticed Jolly Green and then saw behind him Kool-aid with vomit all over his round red body. Mr. Clean rushed over to the  Kool-aid man, running past Jolly Green.

      Mr. Clean helped the Kool-aid man up and asked in a concerning tone, "Are you alright? Do you need me to clean you up?"

      "Oh! yes, thank you!" Kool-aid's plan was going perfectly.

      They both walked side by side when Jolly Green met with them asking Mr. Clean, "Hey! What do you think you're doing?"

      "It's ok babe, he's only going to help me get cleaned up, I'll be back soon," the Kool-aid Man replied.

      "But I could help you instead, I don't want to leave you with him."

      Mr. Clean interrupted Jolly Green by saying "Actually class is about to start and I'm required to report any kids out of class without a hall pass, so if I were you I'd hurry off."

      Jolly glared at Mr. Clean. "Fine, but know I'm only going because I don't wanna get expelled. Don't satu any longer with the Kool-aid man than you need to, you got that?"

      "I got it," Mr. Clean replied. Then both him and the Kool-aid man went off to the janitors closest, just to get some more privacy for the little clean-up job Mr. Clean was going to perform.