Jurassic Wars: 400 Days

Story 1: The Tankmen (2 Days In)

Somewhere in an damaged castle in a middle of an post apocalyptic wasteland, there was a party and two soldiers were just about to drive their tank back to base.

"Uhh.. Captain?" Said one soldier who's name is Steve.
"Are you sure that you can drive us back safely? You'd had around 5 drinks already.."

"Ah don't *BURP!* Worry man.." said the Captain,who is clearly drunk from too many boozes.

"Look," said Steve. "All I'm saying is that maybe I should drive the tank because I don't think you'll be able to drive in your drunken state."

"Wow.." said Captain in a sarcastic tone. "You know what s-Steve, I.. would like to listen to you but...I don't care."

"Why not just wear a helmet sissy." Said Captain, starting the tank.

"Oh this won't end well.." said Steve.

Captain swerved the tank several times to even accidentally making a destroyed building collapse by firing two shots at it with the tank.

"Y-Yeah!" Exclaimed Captain. "N-New h-h-high S.. score."

"Ah, maybe I should've drive!" Said Steve when suddenly, a huge portal opened up that leads to an unknown dimension.

"Oh look Steve." Said Captain, still drunk. "Someone..wants..to give away our positions..to take away our tank! Well NOT THIS TIME!"

Captain quickly drive at the portal, believing it was someone with a large glowing flare.

"Captain!? CAPTAIN! THAT'S NOT THE FLARE! IT'S A FREAKING PORTAL!"

But Steve was too late to stop him from entering the portal.

ZZAAAPP!

The portal closes as it left zero traces of the two soldiers. Meanwhile enemy scouts just walked by, only to be puzzled by tank tracks suddenly stop at where the tank disappeared. "What the?" Said one enemy scout. "What just happened?"

"I don't know." Said another, "Alien aduction?" He then let out a little chuckle. "Oh of course you still believe in aliens you little freak." Said the other scout.

"Meanwhile, Captain and Steve woke up in a strange new world where the colorful lights are glowing and monsters ruling the world.

"What...happened?" Said Captain, before having the urge to vomit. "Oh no..the booze are coming back!" Suddenly, Captain started vomiting from a massive headache.

"What happened was that YOU took too many boozes and you swerve the tank to THAT portal and now we're stuck here! Probably FOREVER!"

angrily said Steve. "So now what do we do Cap?"

Captain thought about it and answered: "Well.. since we're no longer gonna live in that crappy world, I think it's time to make the best out of this situation." With a proud smile on his face.

"You son of the gun. I'm in." Said Steve, despite knowing that they'll rather stay in this weird dimension than having to look out for enemy soldiers 24/7 all the time. "Now what?"

"I have an idea." Said Captain. "We can go shopping like any person would for supplies."

"And how are we gonna do that without any money?" Said Steve.