(OLD!!!) Hazbin Hotel x Reader Preferences/Scenarios

~Various Relationship Headcanons~

AS AN APOLOGY FOR MY PROCRASTINATION- here's something i pulled straight from my ass to cancel out the preference that was MEANT to come out (which... is taking way longer than it should-) :D

Charlie 

-BAKING BAKING BAKING!!!

-Late night singing contests!

-Helping her with paperwork.

-BOOPING HER NOSE!

-Squish those bright red cheeks, do it.

Vaggie

-Brushing each others' hair is essential to your every day life.

-PRE-MARITAL HAND HOLDING??? D I S G U S T A N G ! YOU TWO WOULD NEVER... Get caught.

-She's an overprotective mother hen, this is canon.

-Coffee dates!

-Just leaning on her shoulder, taking in her scent.

Angel Dust

-Eheheh sex.

-Burying your face inside his chest fluff.

-Playing with Fat Nuggets!

-Trying on each others' clothes.

-Attempting to soothe him when he has panic attacks.

Alastor

-As you are important to him, you have gained permission to touch him.

-Him staring into your soul with those gorgeous... Blood red... Jesus Al back the fuck up-

-As his partner, you are doomed to suffer twice the amount of dad jokes.

-Slow dancing to Mimzy's music!

-Nobody dares to even try talking to you. Smart choice.

Husk

-Playful banter that, if you're not careful, eventually decends into an actual argument.

-Booze. No, not boobs. Booze.

-Ear scratches!

-Being a special guest at his poker... Games? Listen bro I never played cards before-

-YOINK that tail, run for your fucking life.

Niffty

-Helping her out with cleaning.

-Her picking you up out of nowhere.

-CUDDLES CUDDLES C U D D L E S!

-You can't say no to that face. She uses it to her advantage.

-She may be stalking you-

Baxter

-Science... Science... Is anything else inside this fish's mind other than you?

-You have access to lightbulb.

-"TAKE A BREAK!" "I'LL TAKE A BREAK WHEN I'M DEAD!" "YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!" "O h-"

-Just casual chats, nothing too special.

-Flustering the HELL out of him with a surprise forehead kiss.

Crymini

-Her waking you up at 3 AM to discuss random thoughts.

-Piggy back rides!

-Robbing stores with her.

-Teasing you with dirty talk, neck kisses, etc.

-Shoulder brushing.