You were outside, delivering mail because why not. When you delivered Blitzo's mail to him face-to-face, he talked to you way longer than he needed to. Loona was concerned.
Who confessed and how did they do it
He did. He made a hand-wrapped gift with your favorite colors and gave it to you. When you opened it, there was a small spider with a heart on it.
"Blitzo, you know i appreciate the gift, but why is it a spider?" You ask.
"It is a love spider, because i love you!" He declares.
"Awe..." You say.
"Bleh, corny-" Loona said in the distance.
Nicknames
For you: Booboo, darling, god/goddess, horse
For him: Goat, lord of dorks, boss, love spider
Favorite place to kiss you
Forehead and nose
Do they like watermelon
He likes the flavor, but as for the actual fruit, not really
Top, bottom, or switch
Switch
When they get jealous
Some demon was hitting on you. Blitzo tried to brush it off as he knows you are beautiful, but the more the demon flirted, the angrier Blitzo got. Eventually, he shot em. You were surprised, but simply continued on with your day as Blitzo made a lenny face in the background.
Your theme song
Contact names
For you: Horse O3O
For him: Dumb Goat U3U
How you cuddle
Like a cat, he likes to cuddle at the most inconvenient time and hates cuddling at the perfect time to cuddle. Regardless, he will side-hug you, run his fingers through your hair, wrap his tail around your legs, and purr. Because you can barely move in this state, you try to head-pat him, which usually involves straining your arm.
When you are sad
He will give you all the gifts in the world to make you happy- shiny gemstones, food, flowers, even his soul. You eventually calm him down and decide to watch your favorite movie together. He steals your popcorn and soda, though.
When you are hurt
HOSPITAL NOW NO OBJECTIONS NOW COME ON WE GOT A WOUND TO HEAL OTHERWISE YOU WILL DIE AND-
Your wedding ring
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wut? he loves horses and he loves you, so it fits
When they are turned on
He will get uncomfortable and stay within a small distance from you. He will try to do smooth pick-up lines, but will give up midway through.
If you died
He will cry a lot, and I mean enough to start his own bottled water company. Thankfully, he won't harm himself or others- at least, not much. He vents about your death to his therapist, who silently judges him. Loona is there, at least, though she is more interested in playing Monster Mash than listening.
