i don't date extras (kiribakukami)

Skipping English

Kirishima was sound asleep... And in a second he was fully awake because of a Very Loud Noise. The Very Loud Noise was attached to the hands of a Very Annoyed Explosive Hero. He wasn't angry, he was relieved, and therefore his explosion was at a distance of Kiri's face and not against his actual skin.
"God, Katsuki, you almost gave me a heart attack", Kirishima exhaled deeply, recovering from the sudden wake.
"That's for leaving me on read, fucking Shitty Hair". Eijiro looked confused for a second.
"What? I texted Denks and you", motherfucker, THAT is why he had the 'Denks' in his tongue! Fucking sharkboy.
"No, asshole, we don't have a group chat or anything, you texted Sparkplug alone and left me on fucking read". Kirishima looked at his phone to fully comprehend what seemed to be the problem. He was right, he had not answered... And then he saw Kami's messages and pics and he smiled like the softboy he was. After that, the picture he was sent last night caught his eye.
"Sorry, I got mind blown by how cute the scene looked", he turned the phone to show him, not knowing he had just seen it in Denki's phone too. Kirishima was smiling, like, a lot, with all of his teeth. "Should I be jealous? I don't feel jealous, but I think maybe I should be", the redhead asked, opening the pic to look at it again like a dumbass.
"Fucking stop it", he was pouting now, that wasn't even annoyance anymore, and Kiri knew very well. He made room for him to sit in the bed.
"I won't forget again, it was a shitty night and the picture surprised me, but I'm sorry I worried you", he controlled himself, prioritizing instead of asking about Twilight. "Aizawa said I could skip the classes today, I was planning on getting there as soon as I woke up, but I guess I overslept if you are here".
"I skipped English".
"Wh... You skipped school? Are you OK?".
"Shut up, dumbass", he felt like he was saying that word too much today... "I was fucking worried. Then fucking pissed", also confused he wasn't either conflicted about Denki or jealous about this fucker for answering that dumbass instead of him and calling them 'my boys' and thinking telling one of them was telling both of them.
"You didn't seem that worried in the picture" he teased tentatively, he didn't want him to focus on the negative and he was DYING to know how those two had ended up watching romcoms and sleeping together without him. Katsuki crossed his arms over his chest, defensive, trying to look dignified or hurt or whatever... Not like Kiri couldn't read him like an open book. Kiri's face looked concerned, then very surprised. "You like him!". Kirishima didn't have a single hair of jealousy in his body, so that wasn't a problem, but he was actually shocked about this. He felt deeply grateful too.
"I DON'T like him" he was fast to cut that crap. "Although he was kinda cute yesterday. He's fucking random, I can't see him coming, that's all" and he liked that, at least as much as he was annoyed by it. Kirishima knew this was as far down Feelings Lane the blonde one would go for now. Even if he had already assumed it, which seemed to be the case, he was slow at saying some things out loud, even if it was in front of him.
"You do like him", it wasn't a question, they had been dating for a while, he had been aware when Bakugo fell for him, it was easy once you knew him. "I didn't know you were polyam. Not complaining or anything".
"Still not", well, kinda... Eijiro smiled encouragingly, waiting for the explanation that might be coming after that. "Still not good at liking people" like in a sentimental or sexual way.
"But... you like both of us", right? "Or did you stop loving me?", he knew perfectly well that wasn't the case, but this would be easier on Katsuki than centering it on Denki.
"Of course I didn't stop loving you, Eiji, don't you fucking dare doubting that".
"No doubt, baby, just surprised and happy you feel something for the both of us", he answered with a warm smile before kissing him on the lips and hugging the hell out of him.
"I don't know what the fuck he's thinking" 'about us', he couldn't read the blonde mess for the life of him. "He's fucking distracting, he talks way too much and way too loud, and he just seems to be teasing all of the time. Whatever, I don't care", he lied, badly. He was better at lying at himself than at lying to Kiri, mostly because he didn't want to lie to Kiri and lying to himself was a good form of protecting himself from a possible disappointment... He didn't have time for that shit anyways. Kirishima took that flushed face between his hands and kissed him again.
"Good morning, Katsuki, I'm glad you two took care of each other yesterday" he answered with a loving smile, near his mouth, then added near his ear, "it was kinda hot to find out". Katsuki's face grew even redder.
"Stop yapping nonsense, Shitty Hair, we've got classes to attend". Kirishima's smile was his usual sunshine boy one when Bakugo managed to look him in the face again.

Of course they had teased him, in fact they were all prepared to tease Bakugo as soon as he got inside the class again. Denki had endured the teasing and, master of chaos as he was, he had managed to be silly enough to make them momentarily forget they wanted to tease Boom Boom Boy too. It wouldn't be enough for them to permanently forget, but at least the other one would be able to sit and ignore them without them getting much on his nerves. Or so he had thought... Because he saw Present Mic get into the room to start the lesson, but Kachan was nowhere to be found. He played with his phone in his hand, trying to pay attention to Present Mic. Should he text him? No. They would sure be fine. Also, it wouldn't be nice to intrude in their couple things. He had talked about it with Kiri not long ago, after the first night they had slept together the three of them. Kiri had assured him everything was fine. Was everything fine for real? Well, he had kept Bakugo company and helped him relax, that was nice. Maybe it was time to back off, Mina had reminded him they were actually a couple. 'OK', he decided, 'if they ever say you should go with them tonight, you just say no and leave them some space'. Yeah, that was a foolproof plan.