i don't date extras (kiribakukami)

Cookies for my boyfriend

This was the best idea he had ever had. Seriously, he hadn't actually planned for it, but Bakugo baking was so manly, and also tasted so nice. He couldn't take his eyes out of him, so he heard someone get into the kitchen before seeing who he was.
"Uuuh, Blasty McCook! What are you doing?", Denki had recovered from the kiss sooner than later, even though he now pined for those two even harder than before, which was quite a lot. He was slightly concerned they were cheating on each other with him, but the suspicion was just that. He pinched some of the batter Bakugo was kneeding right now.
"I'll fucking blow your face, Sparkplug", he said, his hand covered in batter up, a little explosion cooking on his palm. Denki took the calculated risk of taking some of the batter from one of his fingers with his own and licking it. He would have licked his hand for sure, if it weren't for that brewing explosion. Maybe it was for the best, he was losing his mind, maybe he hadn't recovered enough from the kiss yet.
"Who is this for?".
"Who the fuck do you think?", Kirishima saw how the words got stuck in Katsuki's throat. "My fucking boyfriend, obviously". 'Well played, well played'.
"Aw! But I want some too! Kiri, don't be mean, you should share! Sharing is caring!", Kiri laughed. So close, yet so far.
"I can share, don't worry, I would love to share".
"Yay! Awesome! For real?". He knew perfectly well one of them was just talking about cookies.
"Yeah, for real", the way Kiri was looking at him sent chills down his spine, if Bakugo didn't know about them liking each other... Well, he had to be blind. But they say love is blind...
"Cool, cool, cool. Do you need a hand?".
"Do you know how to cook?".
"I am the best at making too raw or too burnt food. I have also made several microwaves explode. See? We have that in common".
"Out of my kitchen, go fucking annoy the other extras," puppy, "Dunce Face". Kiri didn't know what Bakugo had thought, but he could say it was NOT dunce face.
"Ok! But don't you eat all of whatever he's making without me", he answered before living the kitchen like the blonde tornado he was. Kiri made sure nobody could hear them before commenting with his pointy tooth grin.
"For your boyfriend, huh?".
"Shut the fuck up".
"I bet you're already calling him cute names in your mind".
"I'll throw your sorry ass out of the window, Shitty Hair".

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It was past his bedtime when Bakugo finished the batch of cookies. The squad came by, attracted by the smell. He clicked his tongue and acted annoyed, then made them think he was too slow to stop them from taking one each. Like he didn't already count on those idiots coming to eat some.
"Everybody has a cookie? You have so many boyfriends, Blasty", Kaminari teased. The couple looked at him intently. The look went up his head and unnoticed because he was burning his fingers trying to pick a cookie from the hot tray instead of from the plate were most of them were already. "Would it be manly of me to steal some of your boyfriendhoodness, Kiri?" Denki asked signaling the cookie 'for Bakugo's boyfriend' he was about to take, trying to pick up on some sign that made him sure those two KNEW they had kind of cheated on each other with him. Katsuki stared at Kiri, his eyebrows raised. 'He knows', he wanted to say, Kirishima's teethy grin answered 'He has no clue'.
"What's mine is yours, it will be a pleasure to share with you".
"Hmfmf fhmf", answered Denki, his mouth already full of cookie, not getting the extra meaning by a mile.
"You're gonna fucking choke, don't try to swallow it all at once".
"Title of your sex tape", Denki answered, referencing Brooklyn Nine Nine. Bakugo's face tried and look disappointed while the sides of his lips raised slightly.
"You will find out the title of my sex tape in time, Pikachu", his lips curled in a dangerous grin. Kaminari had to make an effort not to just stop and stare.
"Your room or mine?" he chuckled, not taking him seriously At All.
"I'm not stepping into that fucking jungle until you clean the fuck out of it". "Clean" was the perfect word to make the blonde thyphoon spin moods and conversations again.
"But that's boriiiing", Kaminari sounded immensely annoyed about that.
"We can help, if you want".
"The fuck? I'm Not cleaning his room"
"Would you?!", Bakugo rolled his eyes, thinking 'Fucking Puppy' once again.
"Sure, why not, let's go".
"Now?!"
"Yeah, of course, don't you want us to hang in your room?"
"I guess..." well, yes, but... He could just forget about his room, he didn't need it. "Orrrr, we could forget about my room and go play races, right, Kachan?", Katsuki clicked his tongue.
"I'll clean this fucking mess and go to that fucking dumpster with the cookies in a sec". Denki pouted, no ally to back him up.
"We can do a karaoke clean up", Kirishima suggested, throwing his arm around Denki's shoulders. Denki's face lit up like it was Christmas day. 'Puppy'.

By the time Bakugo arrived at Denki's door, there were two voices singing quite too loud some shitty song. He didn't bother knocking, he came in and found Kiri and Denki singing into a brush while they threw things to the trash can aggressively to the beat of some shitty song. He had to control himself not to smile. God, what a mess... He wasn't planning on helping, this was not his mess to clean... But he had brought cleaning supplies from the kitchen and he started with one of the things that annoyed the fuck out of him when he was a kid, he took everything that was cluttered over Denki's desk and threw it all in an empty bucket. Then he cleaned the surface of the table, snapped his fingers towards the electric tornado and gave him the bucket. Denki looked inside the bucket and to the table.
"It was white?!".
"I want all of that sorted or I'm giving your cookies to Eri", he had already reserved some for Eri too.
"Noooo, Boomboom boy, not my cookies!", he dramatically threw himself in the floor, on his knees right in front of Bakugo.
"Then fucking sort that".
"Only if you sing with us".
"No"
"We'll let you choose the song", 'fucking puppy'...
"Just one song, and don't get fucking used", Kaminari's face shine bright while he got up and started taking things out of the bucket one by one, roaming around the room and placing them in... Well, probably what Denki would considered their place. "Let it go" from Frozen started to play and Bakugo turned to face Kirishima, who had chosen it, with a murderous face. Kiri smiled angelically. "Not in your fucking wildest dreams, shitty hair".
"Let it gooooo, let it goooo, I don't know where my meds are anymoooore, let it gooo, let it goooo, Ill ask for more to the doctooor", Denki improvised while moving through the room, making the other two burst into laughs.
"Here we are, and we're here to stay, cook for your boyfriend mooooore", Kiri teased, trying to make Bakugo join.
"You extras didn't bother me anyway", he closed the chorus, making them both go "awwwww" and Kiri go towards him, take his face into his palms and kiss him on the lips gently before biting his lip playfully.
"Ey! They were here!". The couple distanced and Bakugo started taking off the sheets.
"What was where?".
"My meds! I have been looking for them for months!" they both stopped and stared at him while he placed them somewhere carelessly... They could bet he had forgotten about them again immediately, and they would have won.
"So you really take meds?"
"Yeah, when I remember".
"When was the last time you took them"
"I don't remember, one day I placed them in the table and then they hid from me. And then I couldn't find them and stuff".
"Can we take a look at them?".
"Yeah, sure, they are around here", he pointed generally to the part of the room they were still cleaning. Kiri and Bakugo exchanged a look and Kirishima tossed the bottle of pills to the explosive bomb. Bakugo caught it mid air and threw it in one of his pockets before finishing with the clean sheets. He would investigate on the pills later on and find out when and what for he was supposed to take them. They both knew he was the one out of the three who would never forget on something like that.

The room ended up clean quite fast, faster than Bakugo expected, for sure.
"Look! There's enough empty floor to roll around".
"Good. Your cookies", he didn't even swear.
"Yaay, cookies. Mf mfkdkd mdme" he mumbled, already one of them inside his mouth.
"What?".
"Can I never ever clean again?".
"We're doing this every fucking week from now on, Dunce Face", Kaminari didn't look happy about that. Kirishima hugged him from behind.
"But we will karaoke you while you do it. And Katsuki will make cookies for you".
"Orrrr, you could clean and I make the cookies".
"Do you have any idea on how to make cookies?", he threw his head from side to side. "Then I think we'll keep the original plan, what do you think?", Eijiro asked resting his chin on the blonde tornado's shoulder.