Chapter 1 uwu

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by vienna-writes

by vienna-writes

!! MATURE JOKES !! lmao yeah be careful thanks.

Y/N was starting to get worried.

Your best friend , Barney, had gone days without contacting you. Normally you would meet at the old, abandoned school house down by that pool you always went to when you were younger every day. No one would bother you there.

There you were free to do whatever you wanted. Most of the time, Barney needed a little help getting over the fence you had to climb to get into the courtyard. It was a little hard for him, because he was a huge dinosaur y'know. It was so cute when he did that.

Most of the time, Barney also brought snacks. He had all kinds of food and always tried to bring your favorites. You were so lucky to have a best friend like Barney. It would be so cool if you could be more...?

You shook your head. No, what were you thinking.

ANYWAYS, you forced yourself back to the present. There was either something wrong with Barney, or he was ignoring you. Either way, you were going to find out. Then you could go back to being besties.

You knew Barney's home address. He told you once. It was a really sweet thing to do, because it meant that he trusted you with his life. On nights you got lonely, sometimes you considered sneaking in through his window, but you didn't want to do ANYTHING to risk losing his trust.

You hopped on your bike, which was an old birthday gift. It was sort of small and old and rusty, but it still worked so you didn't throw it out. You see, it was a gift from Barney. You deeply valued anything from him.

It took you 10 minutes to get to Barney's house. You threw your bike in his yard, stalked up to his door, and rang the doorbell.

One of the curtains opened, and a sliver of Barney's beautiful dinosaur face peeked out. Your heart fluttered. Why? You had no idea why.

But just as quickly as Barney's face had appeared at the window, it was gone. He quickly pulled the curtains back, hiding his face.

Anger and exasperation built up inside of you. You just wanted to see your Barney again, was that too much to ask? So you lost it. You pounded on the door, hard. "BARNEY!!!!1!!1!!!11!!!!1" you yelled.

After 5 minutes of this, he finally opened the door. "what!!! >:(" barney said. he had an Angry look on his face.

you were shocked and started to cry. "why are you mad at me, barney? ive been worried!"

"Because you ditched me on our last date!" the sexy dinosaur roared. "We were having a lot of fun until your ~friends~ came and you went to the skate park with them instead >:(

You stared at him in shock. "o-our date?" you stuttered.

He blushed. "Uh, I didn't mean-"

"no barney... its ok"

"i love you too."

Barney gasped and smiled and blushed "thats,, fantastic!"

"listen Y/N, i know this is sudden..." the dinosaur, *your* dinosaur, said as he got down on one knee, "but ive been thinking... i've loved you for 157439074 years but always been too scared to tell you. so...Y/N, will you marry me?"

From between his legs, he pulled out his dick, an offering to you.

you cried tears of joy,, "omg!!1!!!1 barney!!!!!!!!!! yes!!!!!!!!! :)"

the end ;)

i hope u liked my story uwuwu

~enna

btw, in case you can't tell for some reason, this is a JOKE lmao. dont spam me with comments saying "eW bArNeY?? gRoSs"