story of my boring ass life

FINALLY the starting (morning)

"p-patrick?"
"spongbob." Spongebob gulped of how patrick when closer to him. "It's been a long time since we've had se-"

WELCOME BACK TO THE NEW SHOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

PFFFFTTTTT

thought abt that in the car ride home LMAO

Anyays

Wanna go to therapy w me?

Pbbaivjjkamfj

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Gonna write abt my day with ✨details✨

It just gonna be the morning tho bc I'm lazy 😼

Oke lemme start

HAR HAT HAT HARH RAH RAH R GAR GSTVKEN

WAIT JELP

I WAS EATING A CHEESEBURGER AND I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS SISTER'S

FUCKUFKCKSJVNN

HWLCPLVLL

it was so yummy tho :((

She took it 😔

i actually gasped lolol

YKNOW WHAT FUCK HER, SHE DIDNT CLOSE THE DOOOOOR DD:<

Oke anyways

Onto the story

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(Still at the mountains in the story btw)

I woke up with the sound of AC#1 being loud as always.

I checked under my pillow if there was money there. But nope, just my (sharp😶) tooth.

My uncle took off my (sharp😶) tooth last night. I don't really believe about the tooth fairy and I believe at it at the same time.

I tried to go back to sleep but that bitch is still SOO goddamn noisy as shit.

I covered my self with the blanket and sinked onto my thoughts.

I was later interupted by my mom getting onto the air bed. "Hoy, mata na, mu kaon na ta. (hey, wake up, let's eat now)" I groaned, obviously not wanting to wake up. I usually wake up and text my friends good morning and read sm- educational books, but I couldn't since my phone was in my bag.

My mom was laying down beside me. Probably was waiting for me to get up or go back to sleep to put the money under the pillow.

A little while later I finally got up and checked under my pillow. My mom was still beside me laying down.

I took off the pillow and "MONEY??? HOW????" I thought to myself, I had soo many questions. There was a 100pesos. "Naay kwarta diha? (Is there money there?)" I guess she saw me took off the pillow. "Naa jud. (There is)" I pointed out. I took the 100pesos but..

"There's more???" There was another 100pesos!

I took it and my mom shouted "naa jud kwarta! Si tooth fairy ng butang ana? (There is money! Did tooth fairy put that there?)" No shit sherlock, or my mom put that there. Who knows.

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HAHAH IM LAZY AS SHIT

oke sorry actually lol

BEYEYEYEEYY