Black Swan...

First day at Superpower High School

Mirabel Madrigal was a seneior at Superpower High School. She had long purple sparkly hair and bright pink eyes that changed according to her menstural cycle. Today her eyes were dark pink... you know what that means, she's ovulating. Mirabel was a beautiful young girl and went to a high school where all the students had superpowers, for example Mirabel's boyfriend Lorenzo-Tyrone-Gabby had the power of talking to dodo birds, which came plenty in handy when he was in shapeshiftijg class (because the students were dumb). Shapeshiftijh class was Lorenzo-Tyrone-Gabby's favourite class because he couldnt shapeshift so he spent the whole class watching Goanna shapeshift as she was the only person in the world who could.
Mirabel had a power that made her roll her eyes in exasperation. She had the utterly, blatantly, anti-bacterially, most USELESS POWER. The stupid power of fat camp. Every time she said the words "thank you" THE CLOSEST PERSON WOULD BE BANSIHED TO FAT CAMP. This meant everyone thought Mirabel was very rude and also meant her family lived at fat camp so she was an orphan. It didn't help that Mr Samaha, principal of Superpower High School would always give her detention for not using her manners - and detention? IT SUCKED. She would have to speak on parade every monday and she HATED IT because everytike someone came up to present if she accidentally thanked them they would disappear in a cloud of slime. it was SO EMBARRASING.
one day after parade Lorenzo-Tyrone-Gabby wanted to cheer up Leilani by inviting her over after school.
*btw i meant to say mirabel not leilani*
they were lying on his bed cuddling when suddenly Mirabel said "LOOK INTO MY EYES WHAT DONYOU SEE"
Lorenzo-Tyrone-Gabby: "I see the most beautiful eyes in the world baby"
Mirabel: "No! They're dark pink. I'm ovulating."
Lorenzo-Tyrone-Gabby: "say less..."
Lorenzo-Tyrone-Gabby passionately makes out with Mirebal and uses his hands to touch her private part. Mirabel gasps!
"yes Lorenzo-Tyrone-Gabby yes!! make out with me!"
they make out for hours and hours except once they are done Lorenzo-Tyrone-Gabby notices something...
mirabel your eyes are bright blue! what does that mean?
"t means i'm pregnant"
yes... after hours of making out without any lip balm for protection mirabel now had a baby.
Lorenzo-Tyrone-Gabby pauses unsure what to do, he didn't know anyone who gets pregnant.
suddenly mirabel vapes, her eyes have now turned orange. "it's coming out!!"
Lorenzo-Tyrone-Gabby is so shocked "OH NO THAT QUICKLY?"
mirabel: "don't you know anything about pregnancy? btw i just had the baby here it is, she's called Giueseppe-Longbottom-princess-unicorncat and she has long sparkly rainbow hair and the power of fire."
The two are so happy. Mirabel looks up to the sky with happy tears in her eye, "Thank you god for this beautiful baby"
OH NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MIRABEL GOD IS NOW IN FAT CAMP!!!!