unfortunately mirabel died when all the fatcamp prisoners came and ate her they were so hungry. rip.
anyway, fabio fabulouso was another student at superhero high and was known throughout the land for his sexy europeaness. he made all the girls and guys swoon... all but one. le frog.
le frog was a mysterious guy, and fabio was intensely attracted to his green complexion.
one day they met at school under the bleachers
fabio: you sassy man... *removes shirt to reveal beautiful bush of chest hair braided into le frogs name* i love you
le frog: i vowed i'd never love again fabio fabulouso... *erecting as he speaks*
fabio: *squirting as he speaks* vows... are made to be broken... sassy boy
le frog: *erected*they kissed, romantically, however fabio forgot one big thing!
his superpower! fabio's superpower was that whenever someone got a boner around him that person would instantly become Sylvester Stallone!le frog: vat the ell is happening to me! im transvorming!
fabio cried sexily, "no le frog!! my superpower!"
but it was too late...sylvester stallone: ey fabio
The End.
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Black Swan...
Romancein the great high school of superpower students an awesome romance faces a cohort full of characters... what will happen? i don't know! i haven't written it yet! hahaha jokes aside this is the novel of the century xoxo signed, the mystery writer...