in the great high school of superpower students an awesome romance faces a cohort full of characters... what will happen? i don't know! i haven't written it yet! hahaha jokes aside this is the novel of the century xoxo
signed,
the mystery writer...
"Hey Mirabel, wanna come to this awesome. party at my crib on Saturday?" said Mr Samaha Mirabel plunged into thoughtful thought. "okay she said" FAST FOWARD TO SATURDAY @ THE SAMAHA HOUSE Everyone was partying and having a fun time when suddenly Mirabel spotted an asian man wearing a baseball cap next to a white woman. Suddenly Mirabel felt butterfly's in her stomach. suddenly mirabel had a crush on him. BUT SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND?? she goes up to the asian man. "what is your name?" "rice gum" he says. he is a rapper. very famous on youtube. mirabel says "wanna date?" rice gum says "i guess" and then they kiss in the sunset before they have s e x. that was so good. soooooo good. mirabel thoroughly enjoyed making out naked. but wait SHE HAS ANOTHER BOYFRIEND. tyrone-something-something they fight to the death. mr samaha intervenes STOP THAT OR ILL SEND THE BOTH OF YOU TO RAINBOW BEACH they get sent to rainbow beach, a terrifying place where hippies and the hemsworth brothers eat sliders on the beach and all the parks are dog friendly and the police banish you even if you just are a friendly principal minding your business, harassing thr locals by telling them they'll never be heroes. BUT THEY WONT BE HEROES. THEY DONT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO ENROLL IN SUPERHERO HIGH SCHOOL. FUCK YOU RAINBOW BEACH AND ANYONE WHO GOES THERE.
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