End Of Humanity

Chapter 8

"So what should we do now?" Angie asked as the six of them stopped at a bus stop. "Well we were gonna get those bikes but now I don't want to."
"SHIT!"
"What?" Kevin asked Micheal.
"THE BOOK! The book Simeona and Angie got from the library, we left it back at the mansion."
"FUCK!" Simeona, Angie and Taron exclaimed as the whole group rushed back to the mansion, Amelia holding onto the cart as to not fall off.

"Here it is!" Simeona called out as she picked up the book and whistled at the cover of it. "Thank god." Micheal called back as he went over and opened it. Dust flew up as it made Kevin choke and Taron cackle at his misfortune. "Jacquire Marcellus. Now let's see what you have for us." Micheal mumbled as he took the book off Simeona and started reading from it.

'This infection phenomenon has already claimed the humanity of my closet.'
"Closet? The fuck? Close- WHY DOES THIS MAN HAVE A SENTIENT CLOSET ON HIS TEAM?!-"
"KEVIN SHUT THE FUCK UP-"
'Pardon the misspell. I mean closest. It also drives me to inform that my dear grandson Aloysius is starting to lose control of himself. He's been hearing the thoughts and voice of Zélote which concerns as this means that what we are trying to accomplish is failing horribly. It hurts me more because it's Aloysius. My grandson. I just hope that what options we have, they will succeed.'

'-Jacquire Marcellus'

"He signed his name at the bottom. Weirdo." Micheal mumbled under his breath.
"Well he did say grandson you brick ass, he was like 89 or 109 or something." Angie answered.
"How the fuck did you hear me?"
"I'm a mutant. I can hear your ass cheeks clap when you walk past."
What Angie just said there made everyone lose their shit. "Oh my fucking god Angie, the fuck?!" Simeona whimpered as she collapsed on the floor. Kevin wheezed as he asked "How loud is his cheeks?" This made Taron squeal and buckle down onto the floor with Simeona as Micheal clenched his fists together and pulled a annoyed face. "I get it, funny laugh at the beta male who can't get no bitches but listen. What the old man said in here, his team was already infected. I think he meant to say they were mutants."
"Is there any pictures of these guys?" Kevin asked as he took the book and went through the pages. "It smells really old so maybe not? Like 1700's, I don't think they had cameras back then."
"More like 1800's so you weren't far off, by the way I found some pictures." Kevin noted as he sat down next to Amelia and the others crowded around them. "Bro fuck, they look like you guys."
"Really?"
"Yeah, like that one looks like Taron only he's got short hair and a chad. No offense though."
"None taken Angie."
"And that's one like Micheal but actually hot."
"What seventh shade of hell does it hail on your labyrinth Kevin?! Why is all the fucking heat on me, what did I do to you?!"
"Everything Micheal. You committed all crimes known to humanity."
"Fuck you Angie."
"Your dick's a peanut."
"There's me! Look at that! I knew brunette would be a nice colour on me."
"And that one's- fuck. Uhh guys does that look like Boris to you?" Kevin asked as everyone leaned in and they all realized the horrible truth. IT WAS BORIS. Only he didn't have the same kind of look as everyone else. He was in an old steampunk blacksmith attire uniform. "Holy shit. It is him."
"But he's..."
"It's probably his like ancestor or something."
 "It's him. The eyes and face is the same."
"Maybe.....cosplay?..."
Then the door knocked. "FUCK! FUCK FCKU FSFWEGDAW HIDE THE BOOK HIDE THE BOOOOOOOOOK!" Micheal squealed as he threw the book to Taron and then he threw it to Kevin and it became a whole game of hot potato and then Amelia grabbed the book and hid it behind the couch. Everyone looked at her and she just gave them a face. "Too obvious."
"Right, well I'll get the door." Micheal muttered as he went to see who was at the door, completely flustered. He opened it and jumped. "FUCK! Boris long time no see, well actually we just saw you a half hour ago. What's up?"
"Well I...uh..."
"Yeah?"
"I saw you six running back to the mansion and I just wanted to know if you were all okay."
"Well we are, Taron just needed to take A MASSIVE CHUNKY S H I E T!"
"FUCK YOU MICHEAL YOU LITERALLY SPAWN BROWN RINGS YOU FECAL HYPOCRITE!"
"Well may I come in just to make sure?"
"Sure, but just so you know we are talking about us shitting."
"My work colleagues are worse, you're all fine." This made Micheal raise an eyebrow. "Where do you work by the way?"
"Oh I make custom weapons. I do commissions."
"Like actual weapons?"
"Yeah."
"....Cool."
The two walked into the living room as everyone waved at Boris and he waved back. "I saw you 6 book it back to here and I just wanted to know if you were okay. Micheal told me it was because Taron needed to shit."
"You know me." Taron flicked his hand as Boris sat down on the floor. "Well we're okay now so like, what else do you need?"
"Well hope it's not rude for me to ask but I heard some barking around here. Do you own a dog?"
"Yeah actually! His name's Dew."
"I'll bring him in." Kevin got up and went to the backyard as Micheal stole his seat. "Do you have any more pets?"
"I have a pet lizard named Sharpie and Kevin has a scorpion named Rocky."
"Very exotic." Angie butted in.
"Why thank you Stefani Irwin." The group giggled. Amelia nodded along, not knowing that you can have scorpions and lizards as pets. "Interesting, really interesting."
Dew ran in as Taron moved off the couch and whistled. "Here Dewey! Here boy!" Dew barked and lapped his cheeks. "Awww, that's sweet!"
"Oi Taron, why don't you do that to me?" This made mostly everyone cackle as Boris covered his mouth holding in his laughter. "Hey Kevin, can you show me Rocky and Sharpie?"
"Sure, come with me." Kevin walked upstairs with Boris as Angie stifled to herself.
"Cum." She giggled which made Simeona giggle with her.