WEIRD SCIENCE[Wyatt Donnelly x reader]

Five

Y/n
Wyatt and I are back and sitting with everyone else, Gary is taking a drink of some liquid some guy at our table offered him.
"Hello pretty ladies, tell me something. What are beautiful brides like you doing with Malacas like these?"The man with the hat asks
"It's purely sexual"Lisa replies
My eyes go wide in shock
"No shit"
"They're into malacas dino"Gary responds
All the men start to laugh a lot, I sit back grabbing a lit cigarette from earlier inhaling it as the men continue to laugh
"Hey no no"Lisa says trying to take the cigarette from my hand.
"Heyy live a little"I say as she continues to try and grab it
She fails to grab it so she just lets me have it.
The men finally stopped laughing as if what felt like hours
"They're into Malacas!!!"

After about an hour Gary and I are drunk while he has an unlit cigar in his mouth and I have a cigarette in my mouth inhaling it then holding it between my middle and index finger.
Wyatt also has a lit cigarette in his hand just for show.
"Fats, man. Lemme tell you my story man...last year I was insane for this crazy little eighth grade bitch okay."Gary explains
"Crazy insane?"
"Insane?!"
"Crazy?"
"I went nuts for the woman man you gotta believe me. I'm telling the truth here I mean I went nuts for the girl"As Gary continues I lay my head on Wyatt's shoulder as he wrapped an arm around me a smile grew on my face I felt like an idiot.
"And what did to me was these big titties she had for a 13 year old girl man she ain't no have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life boy you know she was set and she was lookin good you know I'm sayin"Gary explains to Fats
"That's the truth baby"Wyatt says mixing his straw in his drink around
"I called every night for like a month and I'm talkin devotion man"Gary says taking the cigar out of his mouth every now and then
"Every damn night?"
"Every night Mitch I ain't playin with you"Gary replies
"On the telephone?"A man asks
Gary gave me a confused "duh" look
"What dis boy talkin 'bout on the telephone man"Gary turns to Fats
"Goddamn we know there's a telephone boy what the hell"Gary replied in a weird voice
"But he hung up on her"Lisa says
"Oh you didn't hang up on her! The chick with them big big titties?"A man asks making hand motions
"I hung up on the bitch, now here the capper you know what the bitch did to me?!"
I giggle into Wyatt's chest as I start getting memories from the name Lisa again
"Listen to what she did to me! She-"Gary cuts off by Lisa
"She kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot infront of everybody"Lisa saves it
"No!"
"SHE DID WHAT?"(this was my third favorite scene from the bar😭)
"Bitch kneed your nuts?!"
"Bitch kneed my nuts man I'm not playing with ya!"Gary slurs
"In the family jewels?"Fats asked
"In the family jewels man!!"
"Worst pain there is"Wyatt says
(Was it just me or did I kinda wanna slap Wyatt in that part for when he said dat💀💀💀)
Everything starts to sound muffled and I realize I'm starting to fall asleep, I didn't wanna talk or move so I just let myself fall asleep.
I wake up in the car next to a drunk Gary.
"Wyatt?"
"Lisa?"I slur out from my tiredness mixed with my drunkness
"Y/n, you fell asleep dear it's okay go ahead and rest until we get home!"Lisa smiled at me
"You know I really shouldn't be driving"Wyatt worries
"Listen I appreciate it you know I just really don't feel like driving"Lisa replies
Gary randomly wakes up which scares me.
"Okay forget it I'll drive gimme the keys!...gimme the keysss!!"Gary slurs
"Is he gonna be alright?"I ask worried
"I don't know I warned him about that blind dog bourbon"Lisa scoffed
"Hey, He don't even have his license Lisa!"Gary spoke in his weird voice
"He's not lying I don't even have a learners permit"Wyatt agrees
"Ay let's go to another party man!"Gary yells
"Hey what are you gonna tell Chet about me"Lisa asked the brunette
"Nothing!"He responds
"Nothing? Thats not very realistic Wyatt"Lisa replied
"Look I don't know I'm just tryna concentrate on the road"Wyatt points
"We'll you better concentrate a little harder you're about to run a red light"I tell him
"Oh shit!"Gary yells out falling on me as I then push him to the other side where he's bent like a bendy straw
"I hate this car! I hate it!"Gary complains
"You guys okay?"Lisa asked concerned
"Yeah I'm fine"
"......well my nuts are halfway up my ass but other than that I'm perfect!"Gary slurred
"You better think about what you're gonna do about Chet he's one serious idiot"Lisa says to Wyatt

Lisa and Gary are still in the car while I'm listening to Wyatt and Chet's Comversation
"You're stewed buttwad!"Chet yells out
Wyatt looks around
"Who me?"
"You know what time it is."Chet asks
"Uh...two?"
"Time to pay the fiddler"Chet snarls
"Uhm I was kinda counting on you to be human about this"Wyatt claimed
I then hear a bang against the wall and just know that Chet pushed Wyatt against the wall

(I would love for Gary and Wyatt to pin me to the wall. Wait what...)

"Here's the bottom line Wyatt I'm tellin mom and dad everything I'm even considering making up some shit!!"Chet yells at wyatt
"Alright Chet name your price"Wyatt sighed
I slap my hand on my face in anger knowing he HAS TO stand up to Chet
"175 dollars and O cents new bills crisp and clean in my wallet by 7am"Chet explained
"Thank you"Wyatt sighed
"Hey! What are big brothers for"Chet said as another bang was heard

I come out from around the corner and slap Wyatt's arm
"Ow!"
"What was that! You were supposed to stand up to him! Not owe him more money"
"There's nothing I can do Y/n he still picks on me no matter what I do I mean he's Chet! What do you expect me to do Y/n!"He raised his voice
"You have to stand up for yourself Wyatt!!you need to lear-"I get cut off by a yell
"NO I DONT Y/N, HE DOES WHATEVER HE WANTS WHENEVER HE CAN OKAY"Wyatt yells at me

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