The Wattpadders™ (Crackfic Ft. My Friends And MCYTs)

The Wattpadders Go to School *scary* *gone wrong* 🏫 😰😱😭😢😟

AnnaMrv0
ranboozebeloved
SecretlyJesus
let_us_love_28
CherryMold

I really don't like this chapter-
Anyways, two chapters in a row?? Have I finally started posting regularly again??

<Callahan> Since our oven is broken, we've decided to send you all to school. Then, we won't have to make you lunch

Callahan had sat all of the Wattpadders down. Connie, Anna, Willow, Cherry... someone was missing. Callahan looked to his side and saw Stabby clinging onto Daniel

"I don't wanna leave him!" Stabby cried out.

<Callahan> You were fine when he left for months to rule over Hell. You'll survive eight hours

Stabby only hugged Daniel more. Connie, for one, was extremely happy (that filthy extrovert). School meant friends.

The next morning, Connie was up at midnight making sure everything was perfect. They set out everyone's bookbags after filling it with notebooks and stationary supplies. They were gonna make toast, but they got distracted and figured out how to cook french toast sticks in the microwave from scratch

When everyone woke up they were incredibly surprised to find how Connie had sort out most of the stuff

"That was very nice of you Connie," Ageans smiled.
"Yeah yeah, now when are we going to school?"
"Hopefully not soon," Stabby cried.

When it was time, Callahan drove the Wattpadders to school. Stabby had been so sad about leaving Daniel, that Callahan spawned in a lion plush for her to take to school

At school, the Wattpadders found the guidance counselor and got their schedules. Connie, Stabby and Anna all had the same first class

It was English, so not much chaos happened. However, after, it was PE. Willow and Stabby were in the same class

Neither of them particularly liked PE, but Stabby hated it more when she was told that she couldn't have her Daniel plush out. The kids had been in their volleyball unit

Stabby had got hit in the head at least seven times. Willow managed to do it right the first few times, then she rage quited and got detention for just walking out of PE class

After it was science for Anna and Cherry. Anna and Cherry were definitely ones for following rules, but neither of them understood anything in the experiment

Needless to say, they kinda caused their mixture to explode

They both got detention because of it

"Oh hey," Cherry greeted Willow.
"Hey," Willow greeted back.

Connie and Stabby had seperate classes until math. Now, Stabby was bad at math. Connie was bad at mental math. And so, Stabby spent the entire class making Connie do her work and Connie spent the entire class doing both their work and Stabby's on paper

Connie had eventually been caught giving Stabby the answers by the teacher. They both got detention

And so, by the end of the day, all of the Wattpadders had been sent to detention

And putting all of the Wattpadders in one small room for an extended amount of time was quite literally the worst thing you could possibly do.

In the middle of detention, Connie had gotten bored. Detention wasn't fun and there was only so much entertainment they could get from picking at their fingernails

Luckily, Connie knew just the person who could make things fun

"Stabby. Psst, Stabs," Connie whispered.
"What?"
"Can you explode?"

Stabby paused for a second before nodding. She grabbed Connie's hand, then exploded. The teacher stared in utter shock as one by one all of the Wattpadders exploded

When they opened their eyes, they were back at the beginning of the school day. They watched as their past selves hurried off to English and the ran off to the school library.

It wasn't the most colorful place, but it was full of books. Connie didn't read much, minus the occasional bee duo fanfic, but they did enjoy reading

Stabby and Connie walked around the library for a bit before Connie browsed the fantasy section. In there was the entire Warriors series. Now, they had left their Warrior cats phase in fifth grade. But they couldn't resist grabbing all of the books after the fourth one in the first series

Stabby found a really interesting book, so they just took the like, 47 novels to the librarian. She simply stared at Connie like they were insane

"You can only check out three books at a time," She said.
"Oh."

Connie set 43 of the books down and only gave the librarian the three they had to read. She checked out the books, staring at Connie still. Stabby gave the librarian her one.

"Do you have a library card?"

Connie and Stabby glanced at each other before Connie grabbed the librarian's arm.

"Give us the books free," Connie demanded.

There was silence as the librarian stared directly into Connie's eyes and then the librarian handed them the four books.

"Woah," Connie stepped back, surprised, "Either i am just that intimidating or I can mind control people."
"I pray its the first one, but I think its the second."
"Hey!"

Connie and Stabby then walked around the school for a bit. That was until they found the drama club. Peering in, Connie saw a familiar face.

"Hey, it's WF!"
"Lets go say hi to him," Stabby suggested as they opened the door.

Connie and Stabby both walked into the drama club and waved wildly at WF. He waved back and continued talking with some other students. Connie and Stabby continued waving until the teacher literally pushed them out of the classroom

"Its around 2, so past us should be in detention now," Connie pointed out.
"Should we go back?" Stabby asked.
"I mean, what's gonna happen if we don't?"
"Dad will get mad."
"Right. We should go back."

Stabby grabbed Connie's hand and exploded. When they got back to present day, everyone was still in detention. Moments later, the bell rang and all of the Wattpadders jumped out of their seats.

The second they stepped into the cafeteria for parent pickup, Callahan teleported to them

<Callahan> C'mon kids, let's go home

On the ride back, Willow blurted out that they had gotten detention. Callahan slammed on the brakes.

<Callahan> You guys got what?