Connie held his sibling's hand as both of them walked around the supermarket. The two teenagers' eyes looked around for their father as their legs walked across the tiled floor. Stabby, Connie's sister, keeps on getting distracted by the many things the supermarket could offer, from cheesy mozzarella to toothbrushes. Her eyes glowed like the night sky as Connie dragged her further into the drinks section.
"Connie" Stabby dragged her words as Connie turned their head to look at her, "What is it?" they asked. "Can we get some Vitagen?" Stabby asked as politely as she could while giving Connie the puppy eyes look.
Unfortunately for Stabby, puppy eyes do not work Connie, but Connie responded with, "Let's ask fath- Callahan first, okay?" Stabby's face brightened up even more and she replied with a cheerful "Okay!". After that, the two siblings walked around even more, continuing the treasure hunt for their father. Connie wished they could telepost them to their father, but their father had told them specifically not to, to prevent attention from the other passing customers.
As he was thinking about it, Stabby pulled Connie's hand. Hard. Sending both of them into a halt. "Stab-!" Connie tried to shout but Stabby covered his mouth with her free hand, shushing him. Stabby peeked into the spice aisle, while Connie followed her movements, peeking into the aisle too.
The two siblings could see their father figure, Callahan, talking to a lady with pale hair (most likely blonde) with two buns tied on the back of her head. "Is that...dog food? Wait no, that's cereal." Connie said while looking closely at the boxes in their father's hands. Connie and Stabby looked closely at the two adults talking, observing their suspicious behaviouring father.
They noticed his reindeer tail wagging uncontrollably, and his deer-like ears were flicking like, every five seconds. Stabby tried to lean closer to eavesdrop on their conversation but instead she lost her balance and fell face first on the ground, like those you see in cartoons. The two adults stopped talking and looked at where Stabby crashed. Connie looked at his sibling with disappointment and shock as she walked to the "entrance" of the spice aisle. Connie dragged his sibling with both hands, like they were taking a dead corpse while Callahan typed in in-game-chat.
<Callahan> Connie! Stabby!
Stabby lifted up her hand and gave her father figure an awkward thumbs up and a smile to gesture that she was okay and unhurt. But that didn't stop the deer hybrid, he ran to his kids and picked Stabby up from Connie's arms and to her feet with ease. He turned his attention to the lady who, even though her mouth was covered, was snickering the entire time. She made eye-contact with Callahan and a grin could be felt from behind the mask, "Well, I'll be going now. You got my number don't you?" she said, the unexpected smoothing voice shocked the two teenagers. Callahan signed a bunch of sign language to the lady and she just smiled and nodded.
"I think she knows sign language," Stabby whispered as Connie nodded in agreement. Soon enough, the lady walked down the aisle with her grocery bag. Connie and Stabby looked at their father with confusion and he pulled up his hood from his jacket.
Callahan just ignored the stares from his children as he typed out,
<Callahan> Let's just go.
Connie being the genius they are, decided to do something that they know they would either regret or be proud of in the future. Connie had a long time ago pieced the dots (even if that makes sense), and they knew that he and his other siblings are about to get a new mother figure.
"MOM!" Connie shouted as he ran towards the lady before she turned into the other aisle. Stabby caught on and shouted "NEW MOTHER??" as she ran towards the lady as well. Callahan's eyes widened as he quickly knew what his kids planned, <Callahan> Connie! Stabby! No!
But the two didn't listen to him.The lady heard the two and was shocked by the titles of "Mom" and "Mother". But she knew it was meant for her, as the two kids were only chasing after her. Soon, Connie and Stabby clung onto her back like monkeys and they didn't have the thought of letting go. Callahan ran towards the three and signed a bunch of sign language again to the lady, and she just chuckled. "It's fine, it seems like your kids really like me." she said.
"We're not the only ones!" Stabby exclaimed while Connie nodded. "How many of you are there?" the lady asked. "Only if you tell us your name and your address and shake our hand." Connie said with a happy tone while the two adults were very confused. Callahan was furiously shaking with head no while Connie and Stabby nodded yes. "Uhh, sure?" the lady said while Connie and Stabby exclaimed in victory.
"Uhh, my name is Alyssa and I live somewhere on the Earth," The lady, who is now known as: Alyssa, said. Connie beamed in happiness and so did Stabby as Connie reached out their hand for the handshake.
As soon as Alyssa touched Connie's hand, Connie IMMEDIATELY EXPLODED AND TELEPORTED BACK TO THE HOUSE.
<Callahan> Connie! We haven't paid for the stuff!
"Oh uhh...free food I guess?" Connie smiled awkwardly as Stabby showed Alyssa around the house.
"This is the kitchen. This is the bathroom. This is-"
"WELCOME BACK BROSKIS!!" a loud voice could be heard from the right. A kid with dyed blue hair ran towards Stabby, with a smaller Malaysian behind him.
"WF!" Stabby exclaimed as she spread out her hands, as WF clashed into her arms.
"How's grocery shopping Stab?" the shorter Malaysian asked.
"Well, if you really want to know, Cherry, it was boring." Stabby said while Cherry raised an eyebrow.
"It's never bo–" "WE GOT A NEW MOM!"
Cherry gasped as she looked at Alyssa with sparkling eyes. And WF did the same.
"NEW MOM?!" WF shouted.
"YES!" Connie said as he was grabbed by the collar by Callahan. And they teleported to them btw
<Callahan> NO!
"It's fine Callahan, surely it can't be that bad." Alyssa said, looking at the four kids.
Callahan hung his head in disappointment.
While the rest celebrated.
The Wattpaders got a new mom :D
(Sorry Momgeans)
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The Wattpadders™ (Crackfic Ft. My Friends And MCYTs)
RandomHave you ever wondered what happens when you give four kids the power of exploding teleportation and plot Armour so strong they only got in trouble with law enforcement twice? Chaos, destruction, and family dynamics ensue. Welcome to the Wattpadders...