My lord || ThomaTo

VI

Chapter six (6)

(A/n: I've got no clue about what to say about this picture, except I was accedentally really rude to the Ayaka and I had to kick her out before it got too awkward it was the most awkward co op ever💀)

ALBEDO POV:
I really don't know what to think about people anymore. Now that I've met Itto, I'm pretty sure any type of person could exist. Ordering literal sweat and tears for a beetle? It's sort of interesting, I suppose.

I pull out my notepad and write it down

Sweat and tears fed to beetle, experiment 1
He's dropped the beetle in the drink and started screaming.. some sort of ritual, perhaps? Oh, I think it's drowning.

I put my pen down and look at Itto. He's literally sobbing his eyes out.

"Uh, is something the matter?" I ask him.

"NO! GARY NUMBER 7 IS ABOUT TO DIE MAN! I DONT WANNA PUT MY HAND IN THAT! KAEYA MAN, YOU GOTTA HELP ME!"

"I'm sorry but, my hands aren't going ANYWHERE near someone's freaking body fluids, suffer yourself~" he groans.

Nobody else seems to want to put their hand in the glass, so I take it upon myself to do it.

"Oh my god, Albedo I think that's the worst idea you've ever had." Ayato sighs.

I pull the beetle out and put it on the table.

"QUICK ALBEDO! CPR! CPR!" Itto shouts.

"Itto! That will kill it!" Thoma complains.

But suddenly, the beetle gets back to its feet and flies out of the room.

"NO! NOT AGAIN!" Itto slumps his head on the table and starts groaning.

"Itto, here, you can have my beetle." Ayato slides a massive onikabuto across the table and I swear I see stars in Itto's eyes.

"STACEY CHARLES ALEXANDER III? COME HERE AYATO! GIVE ME A HUG BRO!" he shouts, and drags Ayato towards him, hugging him tightly.

The people here really are strange.

"I'm gonna go to the toilet guys, I'll be back in a sec." Kaeya says.

"Uh, me too." I blurt out, and follow Kaeya.

We walk to the bathrooms and he sighs.

"You're not enjoying it here, are you?" He asks me.

"No, I am, it's sort of fascinating really, how a man can be so obsessed with a certain type of beetle. However, I didn't write it down in my book, I should try to come up with a formula that-"

"Hey, Al, you're doing it again."

I cover my face.

"I'm sorry Kaeya, I just don't really understand the people here..." I tell him.

He brings me close to him and hugs me.

"Hey, if anything's wrong, just tell me and we can leave. But trust me, they're good people. I think you'd get along with the Kamisato Clan head quite well."

"When are we going back to Monstadt?" I ask

"Tomorrow, so make this day count, okay?" He smiles and tilts my face up so that my lips meet with his.

"Ohhh, yeah also if you need help with that...experiment...again, I'm-"

"KAEYA!" I punch him in the arm.

"Don't talk about that with people around. Do you have common sense?!"

"It's not like people will know what we're on about, look, EXPERIMENT! EXPERIMENT!"