rp moments me and my friend's love

DRUNK AKAKEN

ships: Bokuaka, Kuroken
Nonbinary kuroo they'll be going by Tetsu in this cause theirs a cat called Kuro 💛🏐💜🖤
magically getting drunk
Bokuto with a speech impediment
Also if you find this shit cringe unfollow this is just something we thought would be funny yet wholesome to do.

Akaashi and Kenma were just getting back from the skate park, their siblings, Bokutos older sister, Kuroos siblings, Iwaizumi's sister, and kunimis sister.

Akaashi: You thirsty Ken? -He asked walking into the kitchen,l everyone was still out so they had the house to themselves.-

Kenma: Sure.. I guess.. just some water is fine-

Akaashi: Alright then.. -He opened the fridge and poured 'WATER' in two glasses, two FULL cups.-

Kenma: Sweet! -He grabbed one and skulled it, frowning as he felt something wrong.- That doesn'tntaste like.. wOaH THE ROOM SI SPINNG KEIJI-

Akaashi: -He drunk the water at the same time, feleing the same affect.- WOAHH, KENKEN TAKE COVERR

Kenma: AHHH WE'RE GIONNA DIEEE! -He tripped into the loungeroom, and sloppily grabbe dhis phone-

Messages between Kuroken❤️🐾

Kenma: -KenKen is online.- BABE HELP ME AND KEIJI GONNA DIEEE SCFDBVDSB

Tetsu: -Nonbinary rooster is online- omfg omw-

End of messages

Kenma: KuRO oN hiS wAyyY

Akaashi: oKy -He stumbled in the loungeroom, dropping the glass in his hand.-

Tetsu: -they walked in-

Kenma: OYE MARIA- TETSUUUUUU -He hug attacked the poor dude-

Akaashi: -He flops on the ground for no reason-

Tetsu: -they hugged back with one arm and with the other they called Bokuto-

Call between bokuto and Tetsu

Bokuto: -This poor guy picked up, and obviously chaos erupted at his house- Kuroo why are you calling me when you’re nOt sUpPOsED tO.

Tetsu: our boyfriends are drunk-

Bokuto: And why didn’t they invite me!?

Tetsu: no idea their calm well semi calm for now Kenken is clung to me while Akaashi is pretending to be dead or something

Bokuto: Im like two houses away, should I come over?

Tetsu: Yes please they've gone now crazy-

Bokuto: Alright bro I’m coming. -He hung up, and man’s bolted here, like the mf flash dude thing-

End of call

Akaashi: -He jumped up and ran around cause idk-

Kenma: -He started singing loudly and running into doors-

Tetsu: your owl is here Akaashi!!

Bokuto: -He of course had a spare key, and he opened the door, holding blankets and hoodies- AGAASHIIIIII!!!