"B-but I can't, Wise Old Elf Kun." Daddy Pig stuttered as the other pulled him into a tight hug and had wrestled his shirt over his head. Leaving Daddy Pig flustered, and standing with his cool, eight pack exposed.
"And why not, my dearest little piggy?" The Wise Old Elf questioned, caressing the pig's chest in delight.
"I'm not worthy enough for a f-f-fine man like you." Daddy Pig took this moment to sigh, breathing in The Wise Old Elf's chest particles, and taking a note of his non-existent muscles and his fried, white hair.
"You're worth everything to me, my gorgeous piggy."
Daddy Pig was too aroused to speak, and he could only let out a slight moan. The Wise Old Elf giggled, as he heard this, amused with his reaction.
"This isn't right, Sir Elf... we... we shouldn't be doing this." Daddy Pig managed to stutter trying to hold himself together. Oh, but how badly he wanted the Elf to hold him, and do lewd things to him.
"This... this doesn't need to be right, young pig. Here we could do whatever your body wants."
"B-but what about The Kin-"
"Oh, for fucks sake, fuck 'The King'! His name is Richard." The Wise Old Elf sighed, tired and annoyed, and let go of the pig.
Daddy Pig was so shocked at The Wise Old Elf's sudden change in tone, he accidentally pissed himself.
"CUT!" The director, John, yelled in a thick Indian accent as he stroked his pedo moustache. "Oh, great acting from you two - nearly got my boy up." He laughed maniacally at his own joke.
"Right, give me a cig." The elf said, speaking quickly and smiling to himself as John threw him the entire pack.
"Smoking causes cancer, you know." John stated, turning back to his camera and reviewing the footage.
"W-wait where are you going, Wise Old Elf Kun?" Daddy Pig spoke, holding onto his shorts and looking longingly at the elf.
"Oh, you're a newbie? When the director yells, 'cut' that means you can stop acting."
'Acting?' Daddy Pig thought to himself, before realising the foolish mistake he had just made.
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Daddy Pig x The Wise Old Elf.
RandomDaddy Pig is sad. He is starring in a movie he doesn't feel a part of and wants to have nothing to do with it. However, when he walks onto the wrong set and meets his crush, things seem to begin going the wrong way. Will Wise Old Elf continue to pl...
