John quickly got up, brushed himself off and then turned to look at the elf. "Okay, boy. I want to see you at the set right now, with the pig too." He then made his way out, muttering profanities under his breath.
"Are you okay~ Daddy Pig Chan?" Asked the elf, playing with the horn and looking very extremely cute.
"Y-yes, I'm f-f-fine, thank you, Wise Old Elf Kun." Daddy Pig blushed, wondering why Wise Old Elf was suddenly being so kind, unaware of his intoxication.
"Help me make sure we cast a great movie, okay?" The Wise Old Elf said, taking Daddy Pig's arm ever so lightly.
"O-okay, Papi~"
It was ultimately this conversation that led to the unfortunate events that followed. The Wise Old Elf led Daddy Pig to the set, where John had begun filming. However, halfway through the extremely steamy part (for reference, this was where Daddy Pig was making sussy noises), Richard (???) woke up and interrupted, trying to join in.
"Why are you so annoying?!" The Wise Old Elf promptly got up, annoyed because Richard was being a dick, and pushed Daddy Pig's arm away. "I don't want anything to do with you. Either of you." Directed toward the man who was now trying to grab onto the elf's legs.
"Wise Old Elf Kun, but I- I love you!" Daddy Pig said, grabbing at the other's arm and pulling him around so that they would face one another. "Please."
"Right, so what would you like me to do about that, Piggy~?"
"Stay with me, I don't want you to have flings with other people when you could just have me... John and Richard... they don't matter anymore." He sighed, getting emotional. The Wise Old Elf sighed.
"Fine, okay, I guess you're not entirely unattractive." He then looked at Richard, whose face was still covered in sticky blood from his interaction with John. Upon looking up at where the camera was meant to be rolling... Daddy Pig now looked up to see John collapsed on the floor, and The Putin standing over him.
"Shut up for a second-,"
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Daddy Pig x The Wise Old Elf.
De TodoDaddy Pig is sad. He is starring in a movie he doesn't feel a part of and wants to have nothing to do with it. However, when he walks onto the wrong set and meets his crush, things seem to begin going the wrong way. Will Wise Old Elf continue to pl...
