(On Hiatus) Cyborg's Little Tinker (mei hatsume x male reader)

The Festivals End (ch 10)

I know this is random but, the image is sonic spoiler

Y/n's pov

Y/n:...

Katsuki: TODOROKI YOU BASTARD, ILL KILL YOU

Y/n:... d*mn

Roki:...

Katsuki: GET UP AND USE YOUR D*MN FLAMES ICYHOT, YOU HERE ME YOU HALF AND HALF BASTARD GET UP...

Y/n: that's my que to leave

Ultron: I agree

So, that was katsuki Vs roki it had a... odd ending to say, katsuki ended up winning first place like he said he would, while me and Ultron are currently trying to find a vending machine cause I'm hungry

Y/n: you see anything Ultron

Ultron: no

Y/n: are you looking?

Ultron: no

Y/n: of course, why did it have to be you out of all thing-

Mei: HI

Y/n: WHAT DA F*CK, gosh you freaking scared me

Mei: oop, sorry- ANYWAY i see my baby worked

Y/n: heck yeah it did and it works great too

Ultron: I'm confused, who is this person?

Y/n: dang you've be watching me from inside my head and you don't know anything about my personal life, and you call me an idiot-

Mei: INSIDE YOUR HEAD

Y/n: oh yeah, mei this is my parasite brother, he's been living my head and feeding on my quirk

Mei: wait is this a new development

Y/n: yeah, i mean, I guess he just recently came out of my head

Mei: YES I HAVE A REASON TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU

Y/n:... wut

Mei: I said I HAVE A REASON TO TEST WITH YOU NOW

Ultron: oh god you idiot ~(I take it this is your girlfriend?)~
(This ~()~ is gonna be their mental link, or them talking to each other telepathically)

Y/n: ~(nonononnonono)~

Ultron: ~(right, then why are you currently redder than daredevils arsenal )~

Y/n: ~(oh f*ck off)~

Mei: HEY

Y/n: eh, what th- oh sorry about that

Mei: it's ok, we need to schedule a testing date *pulls out notebook*

Y/n: alright how's-

*award ceremony*

Y/n: (thank god I don't have to be on this pedestal with tenya, speaking of a which were is he?)

All might: HERE YOU GO L/N FOR THIRD PLACE YOU DESERVE IT EVEN IF YOU'RE LATEST MATCH WAS... ODD

Y/n: yeah thanks all might, and about that apparently there's been a parasite liv-

Ultron: *pops up out of nowhere* STOP TELLING PEOPLE I'M A PARASITE BEFORE I KNOCK YOU INTO NEXT WEE- *zip*

Y/n: as I was saying, he's being living rent free in my head and thought now's the perfect time to reveal himself

All might: I- UH ARE YOU ALRIGHT?