"RINTARŌ ISTFG DELETE THE PHOTOS OR IM GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF"
In which the Miya Twins accidentally add their 'adorable' and 'kind' little sister into the Inarazaki Boy's Volleyball chat
"Pooka slay bear- This isn't you! Like- I know the re...
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Y/n's POV:
LUCKILY IT WAS FRIDAY which meant I didn't have school the next day and I went home at around 6 because Asami gave me my bag and then I stayed over for dinner
Tsumu decided we would have a 'Sibling Sleepover' because mom is out of the city for work. So here we are all cuddled up on the couch as Samu puts on the Conjuring
"Samuuuuuu— Why'd you choose a scary movie?!" Tsumu asks already hiding under the sheets and trembling in fear
"Atsu, it's not that bad" I assure him "I saw this in like 6th grade with Lena"
"Yeah but like— You're just built different...Like Mentally— You literally watch fucking crime documentaries at fucking 2 in the fucking morning"
"You said 'fucking' like 5,000 fucking different times— And I'm bouta break your damn nose"
"Tsumu haven't you always wanted a nose job?" Samu asks smirking
"Not by her!"
"TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"
"Take it how you'd like sis"
"Bouta make your balls into a dick salad and sell it on the black market"
"MF WHAT—?!"
"KEEP MY BALLS OUT OF THIS!"
"I HATE YOU ALL!"
"WE LOVE YOU TOO KAI!"
The movie starts, and it starts off strong...With a fucking exorcism
"Istg that's gonna be me when Liz excorsims the demons out of me" Tsumu comments looking at the screen in fear as he snuggles into Kaito
"Bitch— Excorsims isn't a word"
"It is now!"
"I know those little girls aren't sleeping with their blankets on their legs and not their feet— Mfs gonna get dragged— They're so stupid istg—" I look at the girls in slight horror because of their stupidity
The scene then changes to the mother literally getting dragged by the hair by a ghost "Liz dragging the fan girls at school" Kai says abruptly
"You're not wrong"
The women: Carolyn gets stuck in the basement all night and the ghost torment her, kinda embarrassing to be honest...My ghosts Jaeden and Meow are so much nicer
"I know that little crotch goblin is not friends with a ghost" I say making this '😟' face
"Liz that's literally you, I don't know who you're judging"
"Samu stfu, my ghosts are special unlike that 'Rory'— Rory please don't come for me!"
Tsumu's mouths drops slightly and he tries to suppress his laughter and Kaito hits him "You're so disgusting!"
Eventually best friends: Lorraine and Ed arrive at the scene like detectives and start investigating, and they're like 'Yup this house is definitely haunted!'
When that one demon appeared trying to torment the second youngest (I think it was) Tsumu lost it. Mf was yelling out scared for his life as he were the one there or something
"TSUMU STOP YELLING ISTG—!"
"BUT THAT MF SCARY—!"
"DO YA WANT ME TO PUT ON THE RING?!"
"NO—"
"THEN STFU—!"
The whole Annabelle thing happened with Judy, and Tsumu was shitting his pants, istg— I mean— I was clinging onto Samu, but at least I wasn't shitting and yelling at the same time
"The only thing scary is the fact that the doll looks like Ronald Mcdonald, that's all Tsumu you're such a pussy"
"Liz, best friend Annabelle is gonna come for you don't even"
"Bitch I'm fight her— I'll throw salt in her eyes, and then exorcism the fuck out of her with my fucking period blood"
"MF WHAT—?!"
"YOU HEARD ME BITCH!"
My siblings look at me in shock and disgust as I say that without any hesitation and I said it so seriously
The mom eventually starts attempting to kill her youngest child: April "Bitch, I would kill her too the fuck— Children are gross" I comment "Bro— We should watch The Babysitter— IT'S SUCH A GOOD MOVIE!"
"NO WERE NOT WATCHING THAT SHIT AGAIN!" Kaito argues
"GAUYD DAMN— YOU EVEN GOT KAITO SWEARING LIZ!" Tsumu yells laughing with Samu
"Y/n...I don't care if you are my twin...I'M GOING TO STAB YOU IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP!"
"THAT'S ANTI ME—!"
"IT'S MEANT TO BE!"
Kaito lunges at me and holds my wrists as I try to get out of his grasp "BITCH— THIS IS AGRIVATED ASSAULT— ANTI-BOARDER HOPPER MUCH??"
"I'M GONNA THROW YOUR NENDROIDS OUT THE WINDOW!"
"YOU LEAVE THEM OUT OF THIS!"
"YOU BOUGHT THEM WITH MY MONEY!"
"WHATTTTTT? NOOO— I WOULD NEVER— ...TSUMU SAID I SHOULD!"
"THAT WAS AN US SECRET!"
"ATSUMU" Kaito lunges for Tsumu, so I grab my shit and make a run for my room "GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!"
"SUCK MY DICK!" I run up to my room and lock the door 'So glad I changed the lock...' "...I should FaceTime best friend"
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